Helluva game last night, huh?
Here are some headline’s from this week’s edition of The Onion:
“Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States”
“Miley Cyrus Apologizes For Breasts”
“Economic Stimulus Check Burned For Warmth”
“Editorial: I’m The Denzel Washington In Training Day Of Booking Plane Tickets Online”
“Padres Game Sunned Out”
“Tyler Hansbrough Staying In School To Take This One Awesome Philosophy Class”
And this one’s for Myles, Holly, and Mutoni. Of course.
I’m eating guacamole right now. Have a good day.