You might not know it from looking at him, but apparently this guy is not a nice guy. I’ll let you read the story yourself, but allow me to sum up the pertinent details in three words: “Skinhead cop-killer.” Or, in one word: “Classy.”

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I will now open this up to a caption contest, though I dare anyone to top my own entries:

1. “He didn’t do his lips or his pupils? What a p*ssy.”

2. “And you thought Chris Anderson had bad tattoos.”

As a parent, I can’t help thinking that this guy is somebody’s son, and just how sad that is. But you know what? I’m guessing his parents probably weren’t real good parents, either.

Ok—now back to your mock drafts!