I could bore you with more vague assertions of KB24’s bi-polar disorder, or more baseless but no-less-certain predictions about how Greg Oden won’t be in this year’s Draft, or an in-depth, analytical breakdown of why, on the basis of one game, the LeBron-less Cavs are unquestionably the best team in the NBA.
But I won’t. Instead, I’ll give you this: The greatest… story… ever.
English people: Not worth a sh*t on the basketball court, but man, do they know funny.
