MAJOR GOOD NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT: Life version

By Sam Rubenstein

Yesterday at 4:44 P.M., SLAM Editor-in-Chief Ben Osborne brought life into this world. Well, he and his wife did. Carla Quiros Osborne lives, weighing in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces. This is their first child. Congratulations to the Osborne family! As Jay-Z would say, “Mazel Tov and L’chaim!”