Lang has touched on this topic already today, but in my opinion he missed the most awesomest example yet of just how bad Reggie Miller is at talking.

At one point in the Warriors-Mavs game last night, Reggie was waxing floetic about just how nice Monta Ellis is, how important his versatility and scoring are to the Warriors, and how, in his opinion, Monta should be considered the NBA’s Most Improved Player.

Specifically, Reggie said, “I think he should garnish that award.”

That’s right. Garnish.

And honestly, I think Reggie’s got it exactly right. I can’t think of another player who’s better suited to sprinkle small herbs all over Boris Diaw’s trophy, at least until they give it to someone else later today.

Well done, Reggie. Well done.