Sometimes things just come together too perfectly

The downside to Michael Jordan being the greatest basketball player ever and a really, really famous guy is that people who don’t know anything about basketball feel compelled to weigh in on his life.

You know, like this

Or, this.

And don’t forget to check out MJM’s profile, which is bananas. I mean, she’s a Nickelback fan. How could Mike NOT have fallen for her?

Yeah, Internet.