Once again, it’s time for SLAMonline’s hottest new weekly feature, wherein Lang and Sam try to guess what this week’s cover of Entertainment Weekly will be…

Lang Whitaker: Guess what time it is?

Sam Rubenstein: EW?

Sam Rubenstein: gametime?

Lang Whitaker: Ew Guessed it!

Sam Rubenstein: I’m ready, although really clueless.

Lang Whitaker: So am I. I think if we’ve learned anything it’s that we’re really bad at guessing EW covers

Sam Rubenstein: Yes. But they’ve been wildly unpredictable lately.

Sam Rubenstein: We used to get them right before the game.

Lang Whitaker: I know. I’m not sure is that’s more of a reflection of our poor picking power or EW going down the tubes.

Sam Rubenstein: I think we should blame EW.

Lang Whitaker: Probably.

Lang Whitaker: So…maybe TO on the cover?

Sam Rubenstein: Hmmm…

Sam Rubenstein: That would definitley be their “edgiest” ever.

Lang Whitaker: If it were up to me, it would be a Norm MacDonald cover. His new album is hilarious.

Sam Rubenstein: ooooh… That would be a bold move. But that gives me an idea for who their cover might be.

Sam Rubenstein: Dane Cook. He’s hosting SNL’s season opener

Lang Whitaker: And he has that Jessica Simpson movie coming out

Lang Whitaker: I just don’t think he’s really all that funny…maybe it’s just me…apparently it’s just me
Sam Rubenstein: No, you’re not alone. He is not funny. I mean, millions of people think he is, but I am not one of them.

Sam Rubenstein: There was a little blurb from him a few weeks ago in the magazine, so maybe they were holding off for the cover.

Lang Whitaker: They should do a while SNL thing, since it’s got two TV shows based on it and has the season premiere

Lang Whitaker: but then, they just did a thing on SNL last week leading off their front of the book.

Lang Whitaker: So…

Sam Rubenstein: Do you have a pick?

Lang Whitaker: The Departed.
Sam Rubenstein: They had a whole feature on Scorcese last week, but they didn’t speak to any of the superduperstars in the movie.

Sam Rubenstein: Could be. I think you might be right.

Sam Rubenstein: I picked that last week, but too early.

Lang Whitaker: Still might be too early, don’t think it’s out for a few more weeks.

Lang Whitaker: but it’s never too early for Leo and Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson on the cover

Sam Rubenstein: Hey Marky Mark is in it too.

Lang Whitaker: Right
Lang Whitaker: OK…look it up…

Sam Rubenstein: This week’s cover is…

Sam Rubenstein: KATE WINSLET!!! Hey, she did a movie with DiCaprio 10 years ago. And I find her extremely attractive. But this is yet another head-scratcher.