by Lang Whitaker

As Tim Gunn would say, “Make it work, people!”

Today we continue our tradition of breaking down new fashion/design trends in the NBA by bringing in SLAM creative director Melissa Brennan. (For a previous edition, check here.) Today we take a look at the new third uniforms recently debuted by the Wizards.

Here’s Gilbert Arenas modeling the uniform….

Melissa’s breakdown:

“Oooh, is that gold? I like that. Is it because I’m a girl? I really like that, because no one else is doing anything else like that. I like it from a color standpoint, meaning I wouldn’t wear it, but I really like the way it looks. And he looks like a statue there.”