Marvel and Reebok have teamed up to produce a series of sneakers which can only be described by their individual monikers: The Spider-Man Insta Pump, Captain America Ventilator, Wolverine Pump Fury HLS, Sabretooth Night Sky Mid, Deadpool Pump Omni Lite, Red Skull Pump Omni Lite HLS, Chamber Blast, Venom Night Storm HLS, Emma Frost Freestyle and Black Widow Freestyle. Yes, seriously. Go get them, at your own peril.

(H/T: Sneaker Freaker, Sole Collector)