A few facts for you: 1.) Wizards big man Kevin Seraphin used to own a pet snake. 2.) That pet snake’s name was “Snakey.” 3.) Snakey has escaped and is currently at large in the greater Washington, DC area. “One day I came to the cage and he wasn’t there anymore,” Seraphin said.
If you happen to come across a snake by the name of Snakey slithering around the streets of DC in the coming days, please alert Kevin Serpahin and/or Washington Wizards upper management. Let’s get that thing back to its rightful owner.