Darrell “The Motivator” Belts will lead you somewhere—to a string of victories, maybe, or a series of awful losses. Who knows? Belts is a strong leader who can get through to all his teammates, though he doesn’t exactly have the captain-material skills a leader is expected to maintain. And, yes: this 5-10 guard out of Delaware is corny as all hell. Naturally.

Previously:
Kevin “The Big Dog” Durant
Anton “The Spark Plug” Barrels
Spooner “The Trash-Talker” Dee
Jade “The Over-Dribbler” Yorker