You know The Over-Dribbler: He can handle the rock as well as anyone on the court, sees the floor from end to end perfectly well and can solely dictate the the game’s tempo. Of course, he’s also prone to dribbling the ball off his shoe or bouncing it around until his teammates fall asleep. And his poor neighbors—they’ve been listening to him bang that thing off the walls of his house over and over (and over and over) until the wee hours of the morning.

Previously:
Kevin “The Big Dog” Durant
Anton “The Spark Plug” Barrels