Spooner “The Trash-Talker” Dee can back up his words, sometimes. But even when he can’t, they keep coming. Few can throw around one-liners quite like The Trash-Talker, the guy who will keep his mouth moving up-and-down the court, during a close game or a blow-out. One day, maybe, he’ll learn about adverbs. But probably not.

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Kevin “The Big Dog” Durant
Anton “The Spark Plug” Barrels
Jade “The Over-Dribbler” Yorker