by Marcel Mutoni / @marcel_mutoni

When the Lakers signed Ron-Ron this past summer, the question wasn’t if some craziness would follow suit; it was simply a matter of how much. And well, at this point, we can safely say that Artest has delivered his fair share.

The latest, of course, has to do with his mysterious fall on Christmas. According to initial reports, he fell down a flight of stairs while carrying boxes into his house … or something.

Last night, Ron-Ron met with the press corps at Staples Center and gave his first-person account of the accident.

NBA.comhas the video:

Simply amazing.

We’ve learned absolutely nothing from his “explanation”; in fact, I’m left more confused and with more questions about the whole thing than before.

Thanks as always, Ron. Catch you at the next incident.