why aren’t we using capital letters in this post? because vitaminwater never has. and who are we to say that’s a bad thing. after all, you always read the words on the side of the bottle (along with the massive vitamin and low-calorie goodness) don’t you? no, we’re not posting this video because¬†vitaminwater asked us to. we’re doing it because of steve nash, member of the phoenix sun and hilarious infomercial host. add 50 cent, minus with the eyebrow raise, and it’s a video worth writing in all lower-case about. kevin love, get your audition papers ready. you never know when nash may decide to take on a savvy young sales partner.

props to jukai!