why aren’t we using capital letters in this post? because vitaminwater never has. and who are we to say that’s a bad thing. after all, you always read the words on the side of the bottle (along with the massive vitamin and low-calorie goodness) don’t you? no, we’re not posting this video because vitaminwater asked us to. we’re doing it because of steve nash, member of the phoenix sun and hilarious infomercial host. add 50 cent, minus with the eyebrow raise, and it’s a video worth writing in all lower-case about. kevin love, get your audition papers ready. you never know when nash may decide to take on a savvy young sales partner.

props to jukai!