by Marcel Mutoni

Ever wondered how an NBA player goes about picking up a hooker? Of course you have! Who hasn’t? Anyway, wonder no more: Here’s the Blow by Blow account (no pun intended. OK, maybe a little…) of Andray Blatche’s run-in with a police officer who was playing the role of a hooker. Enjoy:

Defendant 1 (identified by police as Blatche) : “Hey, what’s up with you?”

Undercover cop: “You tell me.”

AB: I’m trying to see what you’re doing.”

UC: “Do you want (Blank) or (Blank)?”

AB: “Well, I want both.”

UC: “And what about you?” D-2 (identified as Palmer) : “I want the same.”

UC: “I charge $80 but I do two at the same time.”

AB: “Yeah, I’m good with it.” UC to Palmer: “And what about you?”

GP: “Yeah, $80 is good.”

UC: Aight, you want to pull right?”

AB: “Naw.”

UC: “I have a room right here.”

AB: “Uh, ok?”

$80 for two seems a little cheap, no?

I just hope that this was all filmed, and that the Wizards elect to play the tape for all of their incoming rookies when teaching them how NOT to behave.