Bill Walton Is Still Bill Walton

Now that he’s healthy again, Bill Walton is increasing his workload behind the mic, and we’re all winners for it. WEEI captured some of the Waltonian magic from last night’s Celtics/Blazers game (do yourself a favor and read the entire thing): “Celtics fans received a treat Thursday night when Bill Walton stepped in for Tommy Heinsohn alongside Mike Gorman on the Comcast SportsNet broadcast … On oft-injured Portland center Greg Oden: ‘He should move to Hawaii, lose a ton of weight and start all over… become a yoga master.’ On former Pistons Bill Laimbeer, Rick Mahorn and Dennis Rodman: ‘They just made those decisions. That they were going to break all the rules of human decency.’ After Doc Rivers argued a call: ‘Doc Rivers making sizable contributions to our website, ilovetherefs.org.’ On Ray Allen’s shooting form: ‘Flawless … like Yosemite Falls coming right through the rim.'”