In the mind of this bitter Ohio radio show host (and Cavs fan), the only way to keep James from dominating down in Miami is through sorcery. The AP reports: “A radio host in Cleveland has hired a witch doctor in an attempt to send some bad mojo to basketball star LeBron James after he ditched the Cavaliers to play for the Miami Heat. WMMS-FM broadcast the hex ceremony Tuesday morning, hours before the Heat’s season opener in Boston. The radio station says a witch doctor used bones, blood and a James jersey to cast a curse on the two-time MVP.”

(H/T J.E. Skeets)