Dirk Nowitzki is Terrible at Soccer (VIDEO)

Dirk Nowitzki, indisputably one of the greatest basketball players ever, is no superstar on the soccer pitch.

Taking part in a German charity exhibition Wednesday, the future Hall of Famer supplied more laughs than goals.

That’s alright, the Dallas Mavericks aren’t paying the big fella $50 million over the next two seasons to execute bicycle kicks.

(H/T: reddit)