Down goes America!

By Sam Rubenstein

The national nightmare continues, as the negative vibes from people like Chris Mannix and Chris Sheridan finally overcame Team USA. Okay, maybe there were other reasons for the loss. I blame myself for eating a gyro last night at the US Open (which was delicious). Congrats Greece! You are superior to us in international ball. We tip our cap and say Greece is our daddy. Chris’s, you were right. It would have been more fun if you were wrong, but now you get to write your “I told you so” columns. I’ll have an Old School Friday up later today, looking back to a time when the U.S.A. kicked A.S.S. Now that’s old school.

I didn’t watch the game, but I know that some of you readers and commenters did. So, what happened? And what nickname does this team get?