Funny, I didn’t realize that you’d gone anywhere, Eddy. But, uh, welcome back.

(In somewhat related news, a gigantic bird – dare I say, Curryesque in its size – just flew face first into my office window. Apparently once wasn’t enough, because he came right back for seconds and met a similar fate. That bird hits the glass harder than Curry ever will, literally and figuratively.

Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week. Please make sure to tip your waitress.)