By Sam Rubenstein

Associated Press… I thought you were news providers, not hardcore pornographers. And azcentral.com, you should be ashamed of yourself for running with this headline. Whoever allowed this headline to run, you are either secretly a sick genius or just so out of touch that you haven’t left your house in 20 years. Maybe I’m just really immature. Alright, enough suspense.

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