The Black Mamba really thinks he’s a black mamba, so claims Washington Wizards guard Jordan Crawford. Kobe Bryant apparently hisses when calling for the ball, which is amazingly hilarious. Per the WaPo (via ESPN): “When I first played with Kobe — they call him the Black Mamba — but then he was doing like a little snake sound when he wanted the ball. It was crazy. It was crazy. It’s like tsssss, tsssss. Like fishing. Tsssss, tssss. He do that. Everybody tells you he’s gonna do it before you play him — like, ‘Wait till you hear him do this.’ And then he [does] it, and it’s like, what? He’s really a mamba. It sounds like some kind of snake.’”