Like most current NBA players not named Spencer Hawes, ex-PUMA Earvin Johnson is hyped over Obama’s win.

This is not exactly shocking, but I thought I’d link to it anyway. Personally, I cried less like a baby than like a grown man who doesn’t cry very often, but I am not mad.

Also: LeBron tries to jack Fred Hoiberg’s nickname. I guess if he stole KG’s chalk routine, he can have whatever he wants.

And, finally, because it wouldn’t be a Farmer Jones post without an Onion link… this says it about as well as anything.