Even if you’re an NBA player, this is what happens when you forget your keys — you are forced to sleep in your car. Or so goes the tale of one Martell Webster. Per the WaPo: “The final preseason road trip included an extra adventure for Martell Webster, who didn’t realize until the team arrived at Dulles early Saturday morning that he left his keys in Kansas City, Mo. Luckily, he was able to get into his car thanks to an app on his phone and wait for his wife to come pick him up. ‘Good thing I have a wife that loves me. She came and got me,’ Webster said. ‘I slept in my car for two hours, I’m not going to lie. I called my wife I was like, ‘You know what it is 3:30. I’ll let you sleep a couple more hours but you need to come get me.’ And she got me we’re good. As long as I had shelter I was good,’ Webster said. ‘By the time I had figured out my keys were in Kansas City everybody was gone. I didn’t want to call anybody, I didn’t mind. I’m from the Northwest, we do weird stuff like sleep in our cars – not a problem. If you haven’t slept in your car then you’re weird.’”