by Marcel Mutoni

We all know that Michael Jordan has more money than God (he has an estimated fortune of $400 million), but even this has to smart: Black Cat’s divorce settlement is reportedly for a cool $168 Million, making it the largest celebrity divorce settlement in history by far.

From the Times of London:

As a basketball superstar, Michael Jordan was always in a league of his own. Now he is setting a record with his divorce as he prepares to pay his former wife an unprecedented settlement of more than $168m (£80m).

The settlement eclipses the most expensive celebrity divorce on public record, in which Neil Diamond paid his ex-wife Marcia Murphey £75m.

Looks like it’s time to hit the blackjack tables hard again, Mike.

In all seriousness though, Mike, we love you, but for the love of all that is holy, please don’t use this as an excuse to make yet another comeback. You can live on $200 million; it’ll be tough, but you can do it.

(Via: The strikingly handsome fella at Deuce of Davenport)