Player of the D.A.Y.

By Sam Rubenstein

No injuries of exploding knees or kings of suburbs here today. A very simple Player of the D.A.Y. trophy goes to LeBron James, who is expecting his second child in June. He was clutch, hitting two deep threes in the las minute, as he put up a line of 35, 5, and 8 against New Orleans.

Today has been a down energy day, as I’ve been engrossed with the twin horrors of the Taco Bell rats and sports illustrated hepatitis party stories. Accentuate the “gross” in engrossed. I used to eat at that very Taco Bell all the time when I was in high school. It was always kind of dirty, but not rat infestation dirty. Yesterday’s Shaun Livingston video was ugly and may have upset people, but not like this: