The man who thinks the Miami Heat are a “classless” bunch, was booked on charges of public drunkenness last night. Per TMZ, which has the glorious mugshot (word to the Abe Lincoln tat!): “Law enforcement sources tell us, police received a call about some drunk guy wandering around an apartment comlpex in Irving, TX last night — and when cops showed up, they found Stevenson … who said he was lost. Stevenson — who does not live in the apartment complex — then flunked a field sobriety test … and was arrested for public intoxication. Law enforcement sources tell us, the officers ‘felt he was a danger to himself and others.’”