The Golden State Warriors won the NBA title in 2015. Which means that their owner, Joe Lacob, got to have some private time with the Larry O’Brien trophy. However, it sounds like he took that “private time” to a whole nother level. Like, bedroom level. In an interview with Haute Living, he said… well, just read this shit:

An NBA Championship and a threesome within a few hours of one another? Life truly couldn’t get any better for Golden State Warriors owner Joe Lacob on that momentous June evening when his team finished its record-breaking season in grand style with its first league title in 40 years. Ah, but this ménage à trois was hardly what you’re thinking.

 

“I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night,” reveals Lacob, which rhymes with Jacob. “Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it.”

 

On one hand, we want to ask more questions; on the other, we don’t really want to know any more than he’s already shared. (Not that this animated hoops nut is going to tell us anyway.)

 

“I’ll leave it to the imagination,” he says, grinning. “We had a lot of fun with it.”

ASDFGHJKL. GROSS.