Lamar Odom

At 6-10, 230 pounds, Lamar Odom might be the most talented player currently in the League to never have made an All-Star team. He can do it all: shoot, pass, dribble, rebound, you name it. He’s cemented his role on the Lakers as a solid bench player, capable of utilizing his point-forward role to supreme effect. So what’s holding him back? Inconsistency. Nevertheless, this two-time NBA champion needs a nickname, lest he be stuck in the shadow of inconsistency and E! Channel programming for the rest of his life.

Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.