Monday, June 25th, 2007 at 5:16 pm  |  70 responses

Caption This

My word: Never again will I accuse NBA players with bad tatts of having “prison ink.”

You might not know it from looking at him, but apparently this guy is not a nice guy. I’ll let you read the story yourself, but allow me to sum up the pertinent details in three words: “Skinhead cop-killer.” Or, in one word: “Classy.”

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I will now open this up to a caption contest, though I dare anyone to top my own entries:

1. “He didn’t do his lips or his pupils? What a p*ssy.”

2. “And you thought Chris Anderson had bad tattoos.”

As a parent, I can’t help thinking that this guy is somebody’s son, and just how sad that is. But you know what? I’m guessing his parents probably weren’t real good parents, either.

Ok—now back to your mock drafts!

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  • H to the izzo

    He origanally played striker or attacking midfielder for Leeds(remember them?)and when he moved to UTD Fergie liked his intensity and moved him to Center midfield to try and be the next Roy Keane.Could you put more pressure on a new signing?Thats like trying to call a late second rounder the next Magic Johnson.Also on his reputation and history lets just say he and his family are real Leeds supporters and Leeds supporters aren’t the most likeable people(ie Murders in Turkey and Booing the minutes silence of George Best)He has been in a few incidents himself,but the Smith family stock is plentiful,I fear I may have saidtoo much already and don’t want to get stabbed.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    When he finally awoke and looked in a mirror, Bob learned a valuable lesson: NEVER pass out at a Klan meeting.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Yeah, there were rumors of Everton maybe going after him this season, and I’m REALLY glad they appear not to be true. But seriously, they kind of do look scarily alike:
    http://www.uefa.com/ml/images/players/ucl/220X220/43713.jpg

  • H to the izzo

    Him going to Middlesborough is close to being a done deal,also Ryan I’m sure you’ll be glad to know that the biggest name link to be going to Goodison is Phil Jagielka with Arteta and Johnson possibly leaving so…enjoy next season

  • James

    Alan Smith was originally a striker at Leeds yes, and also at Man Utd. It was only after he broke his leg and Roy Keanes departure that they had the idea of using him in midfield. So you are both correct. Congratulations. Also, he said he isnt going to M’boro cos he wants european football.

  • James

    And now Bolton are favourites for Phil Jag. So Everton have an interesting summer of doing nothing. I say go and find Duncan Ferguson, bring that man back to Goodison!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    We’re not selling anyone, Izzo, but as James points out, we also haven’t brought anybody in, which seems like something we should do if we want this European excursion to last any longer than the last one. That said, I believe 37 different clubs are now “favorite” to sign Jagielka, so I’m not gonna lose sleep. We’ll get someone. I hope.
    PS James, my homies at bluekipper.com “reported” that Big Dunc was coming out of retirement as an April Fool’s gag. A lot of people bought it. Briefly, I was one of them.

  • James

    Haha! Thats a superb April Fools gag. I’d have probably fell for that too, had I heard it originally! Theres a lot of talk about David Nugent from Preston for £7m. Although apparently they might leave it until the later transfer window to get him a bit cheaper. That all I don’t think he would make a massive impact.

  • James

    *That all said

  • H to the izzo

    I’d be willing to fall for that now,you get the feeling that somewhere in the world right now Big Dunc is puncing someone for no reason.I heard another rumour today that Monaco want Arteta bad since they sold Yaya Toure to Barca

  • James

    Or headbutting them. Could be a possibility there Izzo, but why would Arteta want to leave a team in the UEFA cup next year and the potential for a Champions League place next year (if they beat out Tottenham, and if Arsenal demise is at hand without Henry) to go to a team in France that only came 9th last season? Except the weather of course….

  • James

    *champions league THE YEAR AFTER NEXT

  • H to the izzo

    James they also get taxed a lot less in Monaco because of the Principality thing.Also as long as Wenger is in charge they’ll be top 4 without problems.Liverpool might fall a bit next year,Benitez doesn’t seem to be trying too hard to sign anyone and the won’t repeat what they did next year(hopefully)

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    Please stop talking about soccer. It was fun when I was 11, and then I grew up.

  • James

    Liverpool are getting Fernando Torres! He should be one hell of an improvement of Kuyt / Bellamy / Crouch. We shall see about Arsenal, one or two injuries and they could really suffer. Plus whos going to score for them now? Adebayor? Please. Although it looks like they are getting Obafemi Martins from Newcastle

  • James

    And sorry pal, I’ve never heard of soccer. We are talking about football. And no i wont stop talking about it. So piss off

  • James

    That was needless. I apologise. Im in a bad mood today. But I don’t tell people to stop talking about american football, baseball and hiphop / rap music which I all loathe. And theres a lot of people talking about those things on here.

  • H to the izzo

    James its soccer and I’m not American but it is soccer

  • Grant

    Lindsey Lohan in a couple more weeks?

  • EJ

    Oy you missed a spot!

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