Monday, January 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am  |  32 responses

Long Time Coming

Memories can’t wait, and change is good.

by Ryan Jones

Eight years is a long f*cking time.

I realize that statement is neither original nor particularly profound, but it’s on my mind, and I’m gonna run with it.

Eight years ago tomorrow, the nation, um, celebrated the inauguration of George W. Bush. I remember a lot of things about that day.bush11

I remember The Onion publishing this story a few days before the inauguration. Still, arguably, their finest moment.

I remember the weather on the East Coast being as dreary as the mood.

And I remember being in Philly.

I used to go to Philly a lot, sometimes solo, but usually with then-Ed. Russ Bengtson. Living in Manhattan, working at SLAM, we could go to all the Knicks and Nets games we wanted, and we usually did. But two or three times a year, Philly beckoned. The Iverson-led Sixers would be hosting a game we didn’t want to miss, so we’d go: Ninety minutes on Amtrak from Penn Station to 30th Street, a cold 25-minute walk from the train station to the Doubletree on South Broad, warm cookies waiting for us on check-in. The dope, non-famous cheesesteak place on Locust, right across from the hotel, where we’d gorge before game time. The original Mitchell & Ness store two blocks over, where we were treated like royalty and copped jerseys at wholesale. Then picking up a SEPTA train on Broad and rolling out to the end of the line, to the FU Center. Watching the kids watching the players’ parking lot to see which ridiculous whip AI climbed out of that night.

Eight years ago—Sunday the 21st, to be exact—the draw was Raptors at Sixers, Iverson v. Carter. The result: 90 points between them in an overtime classic. carter-iverson If you’re old enough, think hard to remember what must-see-TV that was; if you’re not, check the box score and know that we weren’t surprised by what we saw. (Well, except for Keon Clark. That sh*t pretty much came outta nowhere.

The game was amazing, but I have a much clearer memory of what happened the day before. Saturday, Jan. 20. Russ and I watched the inauguration at a well-known spot called The Khyber. We sat on bar stools and drank a not insignificant amount of beer and grumbled about what this smug, smiling f*cker meant for the country’s prospects for the next four (eight?!) years. The bar was nearly empty when we got there; we stuck around long enough that it was packed for a show that night by self-described noise-rockers Girls Against Boys. They were indeed noisy, though none of them were girls; thankfully, there were a few of those in the audience, who I vaguely remember Russ talking to. At the time, I was drunk and almost engaged, so I mostly just leaned on a wall and watched.

Eight years. We spent a lot more nights in Philly, one of which ended with Russ and I drinking in Mark Cuban’s suite at the Ritz. We bought way too many throwback jerseys and drank too much beer. We watched a lot of basketball. I reproduced. And the country got pretty substantially f*cked up.

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Tomorrow, I will watch the inauguration sober and hopeful—hopeful for all the obvious, important reasons, and psyched over how cool it is to have a serious basketball player and fan in the Oval Office. (You’ve probably read plenty about Obama’s hoop jones, but there have been a few interesting pieces lately: In the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, and this predictably compelling piece from SLAM favorite Alexander Wolff, a sidebar to a longer article in last week’s SI—oh, and Chuck Klosterman gets at Obama’s brother in law in a new Esquire piece that will make you glad you aren’t a Beaver. Lots to read!) I’m glad my favorite ballplayer stepped (slightly) out on a limb to rep the right candidate. The world is a bigger mess than usual, but I’m cautiously optimistic.

And I’m glad the last eight years are over.




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  • http://www.ballislife.com Justin Walsh

    damn good piece. and yes, that was the onion’s finest moment. I’ve re read that ish more than a few times.

  • http://www.ballislife.com Justin Walsh

    by the way, in my opinion another onion gem, this time a MUCH more recent one on Charles Barkley giving a post…BJ…press conference. classic

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/charles_barkley_finally_gets_that

  • http://www.where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    I can’t believe that Vince/AI game was 8 years ago. Nice work, Jones.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    I tried to do a post on that Barkley thing last week, Justin, but WordPress was being an uncooperative b*tch. Nice find.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    Wordpress eats my comments then feeds them to demons mother bird to baby bird style.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    oh and it was a good piece Jones. Maybe as a reward, Chuck will send you his BJ girl. Or maybe not.

  • Sparker

    outstanding piece. and my lord, did i LOVE those raptors… who almost took philly in the playoff that year too. and by the way, keon was great until he got traded and discovered firearms ‘n sh*t

  • http://slamonline.com khalid Salaam

    Good one Ryan. The thing is Bush’s reign as president was so bad that in the last year or so i put it behind me. Decided i was gonna focus on the new guy and hope for the best. But last week his refusal to accept/admit blame for Katrina just brought it all back for me. I’m glad Bush’s time is over, for real.

  • http://www.kicksonfire.com Anton

    Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. save us

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Thank you Khalid. And sorry about your Iggles.

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  • http://slamonline.com khalid Salaam

    So am I Ryan…so am I.

  • http://www.where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    That Onion article was scary accurate.

  • bingo

    amen, brother. might i also take this moment to point out my fave onion article, which somehow feels a bit wrong on MLK day. oh well: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53796

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQEmmgDl9I Boing Dynasty

    The best part about that raptors teams was Oaks one obligatory bricked 3, and completly usless behind the back pass per game.

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  • AlbertBarr

    I wonder how long O waits until he guts the bowling alley and puts in the hoops indoor court. I bet Rahm can ball too…he used to be a ballerina so I am sure he has nice footwork. David Axelrod looks like a fusion of the van gundy brothers…perhaps he can coach the white house team.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Albert: Click on the NY Times link, and then check the little cartoon graphic. It breaks down the ballers in Obama’s crew.

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    LISTEN!!!, obama is nothing more than the same ol same ol wrapped in a new jacket. while i would like to think he can and will produce some serious beneficial change, my brain will not allow myself to be so gullible. its all a nice little made for tv movie isnt it? the president hasnt “run” this country for many decades now. we all know its “them” behind the scenes. you think for one second bush did anything without first being directed to do so by cheney? this country was bought and paid for a long time ago. we all know that the so called federal reserve(a private bank, that our grandchildren will be getting robbed by), cia, nsa, skull and bones, etc, etc, etc. actually run this country and make all the decisions. you think 911 was an act of terrorism by al qaeda? it was a black flag operation, much like the burning of the reichstag(sp), the fake attack on a us ship in the gulf of tonkin, as well as pearl harbor. LEARN YOUR HISTORY!

  • http://twentythreenine.blogspot.com Russ Bengtson

    Pretty sure I’m still hung over from that trip. Wasn’t the weather remarkably sh*tty? I seem to recall it was pouring.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Russ: The weather that weekend was as horrible as that rant by Tarzan.

  • Adrian Zapata

    double post?

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Alan Paul and I went to Raptors-Sixers in the Playoffs that year. I got a great tee-shirt at the game with AI and Vince that said “The Dream Rivalry.” You know what? At the time, it was.

  • http://www.lkz.ch/basket Darksaber

    That story in the onion? Uncanny!

  • http://www.lkz.ch/basket Darksaber

    I do love it when conspiracy buffs reveal themselves. Tell em where ya hurtin, Tarzan!

  • http://slamonline.com Vince

    great read, Ryan.

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    conspiracy buff???!?? this is no joking business. what you gonna do if martial law come around?? BUMBO KLAAT!!!!

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    w.youtube.com/watch?v=fB5xxgQU1AY
    immortal methods to revolution

  • http://www.kicksonfire.com Anton

    I wanna be in the Illuminati so badly, try to get me in Tarzan. I tried all the handshakes already but they didn’t work. Plus, I’m not against sacrificing some lambs at one of our meetings. I did my homework. ;)

  • Gosh, I love low IQ thugs

    Still working at this fledgling rag

  • http://www.takefiveny.com/ TakeFiveNY

    hey good post

  • http://davidsblog.buzzgator.com/ pooryowek

    I really enjoyed reading your post, keep on making such exciting stuff!

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