Monday, April 27th, 2009 at 2:08 pm  |  55 responses

Celtics/Bulls Game 4 Recap

I can’t watch! No, really, I can’t watch.

“This is for the fringes and such
My generation just sit like dust
Feed ‘em off of us and ask what I trust
Tell these stories, I’m right here holdin’ my nuts
Right here holdin’ my nuts
Right here holdin’ my nuts
Right here holdin’ my nuts
Right here holdin’ my nuts”
–El-P, “Deep Space 9mm”

by Russ Bengtson

This story is about Ben Gordon. Well, it sort of is, anyway. How he keeps coming through again and again in these here 2009 NBA Playoffs, taking shots nobody has any business taking and making shots nobody has any business making. Then celebrating the biggest ones in a way that will have him writing an even bigger check to the NBA. Most likely with a big-ass smile on his face and a hand on, well, you know.

Here’s the thing, though. I didn’t see a single second of the game. I was in the exact same place I was during Game One—which I didn’t see a second of, either—the pressbox overlooking CitiField (the new home of the New York Mets—they’re a baseball team). I spent my entire afternoon with one eye on the on-field action and the other on my G1, furiously refreshing my Twitter feed for updates from folks like @chicagobulls and @inanemusings and @CelticsNow. Both sides represented, heartbreak and exhilaration tumbling over one another and overlapping. The end result was a little like being in two press boxes at the same time, one virtual and one all too real. (I’m pretty sure some of the New York baseball writers who were there yesterday got their start when Wally Pipp was manning first for the Yankees.)

I do not consider myself to be superstitious. I had every intent of watching Game Four, despite the horrors of Game Three which were still all too fresh in my mind. But when the offer came to help a friend with their Mets coverage on a weekend that promised to break into the 80s, I couldn’t say no. I didn’t wear the same clothes, or even sit in the same seat—like I said, I’m not superstitious—but I will say that the thought of my non-watching correlating with Bulls victories did cross my mind. For another win, missing the game would be a small price to pay.

So what have we seen (or in my case, not seen) so far? Perseverance from both sides, for one. Derrick Rose and Rajon Rondo going at each other like it was their 10th series battle, not their first, Ray Allen and Ben Gordon trading increasingly improbable shots, Kendrick Perkins and Joakim Noah initiating contact and whistles, Glen Davis and Tyrus Thomas laying the groundwork for a Bayou-bred rivalry. And then there’s Paul Pierce, the defending Finals MVP, trying to add another chapter to his Hall-of-Fame worthy story.

As Axl Rose once asked, where do we go now? Will the Bulls be just another hard first-round out, or will they eliminate the defending champs just as they did two years ago? (And if so, will it be the referees’s fault?) When I previewed this series, I predicted the Celtics in six, and that prediction still stands. The Bulls have managed two hard-fought victories (and one hard-fought loss) and were blown out once. The expectation is that the Celtics will be able to hold serve on their home floor tomorrow night, then close out the series in Chicago. They know if they’re to have any chance at all of toppling the Cavaliers (who loom as overwhelming favorites in the East), they’re going to have to get some time off somewhere along the line. If they stagger into the Eastern Finals following another pair of seven-game slugfests, LeBron and company will steamroll right over them.

But anything can happen, including what seemed almost unthinkable a few short weeks ago—the Bulls advancing to the second round. The Bobcats and Pacers and Nets (oh my) fell short, the Pistons went quietly, but the Bulls live on to fight another day. I had misgivings about them making the playoffs at all as late as early April—what was the point of missing out on a lottery pick if it just meant slaughter at the hands of the Cavaliers? But then the Pistons faltered, the Bulls redoubled their efforts, and Kevin Garnett’s balky knee turned the Celtics from formidable to beatable. And suddenly a best-of-seven series is a best of three, with neither team holding a decided edge.

Although one guy at least is holding something.

(In a reverse of the usual, how ‘bout y’all tell me what went down yesterday. Fill up the comments with your favorite plays, your favorite moments, your favorite Big Baby jokes. And YOU tell ME what’s going to happen next.)

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  • Rich

    I’ll say it again – BG FOR PREZ!!

  • http://slamonline.com Tzvi T

    Question for Doc: Why the hell is Tony Allen in the game? Looked like he was shaving points yesterday.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I’m still torn on BG. Whilst his heroics are certainly appreciated—if just to let Rondo v. Rose go on as long as possible—and he’s obviously got Cassell-sized cojones, I don’t think I’m ready for the Bulls to demolish what’s left of their salary cap signing him to a big extension. The problems are still there—he can’t guard twos (or much of anyone), and they’ve got too much money tied up in Luol Deng (SIGH) and Cap’n Kirk as it is. Then Derrick and Tyrus are gonna need to get theirs sooner rather than later.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Goals for this playoff run in no particular order: 1) Get Derrick and Tyrus as much playoff experience as possible. 2) Make sure Kendrick Perkins doesn’t snap and kill Joakim Noah (unless it gets them clutch FTs in a big spot). 3) See BG grab his nuts again. 4) See Brad Miller spit tobacco juice at center court in Boston. 5) Build up Kirk Hinrich’s trade value. 6) Allow the entire basketball world to revel in Vinny the Black’s staggering incompetence. 7) Beat the f*cking Celtics.

  • Rich

    Russ, it’s as simple as this, find a way to get rid of Deng. Forget BG being a liability on defense, Deng is a liability all around. He STOLE money from the Bulls last year. I bet you they’re trying their best to find a taker to get rid of that contract. BG is the real deal, and if he has to come off the bench next year, so be it. But pay that man, and get rid of Deng.

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    I don’t understand why Hinrich can guard dudes like PP and BG can’t guard his own shadow.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    So, how about that fake hustle? Sure worked for Noah in this game.

  • Rich

    All I want to see is Chicago vs. Cleveland. I’ll be a happy Bulls fan.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I’m not sure how to get rid of Deng, though. Who’s going to trade for him? I think at this point they just have to hope he comes into camp supremely motivated and shows some of the game that caused them to give him that contract in the first place. It’s either that, or trade him for an even worse contract. Like, say, Elton Brand’s.

  • http://www.examiner.com/x-490-Chicago-Bulls-Examiner Chris Cason

    Right you are Russ. Ty is due next season but you have to agree, BG had bonded well with Rose almost seamlessly than Deng has. It’s going to be an interesting offseason here in Chicago.

  • Kulchakris

    @Tzvi: Tony Allen is supposedly in the game for defensive purposes, though I don’t see any evidence of that strategy actually working…let me know what Doc says.

    If only the Bulls had a better coach,one who knows how to manage his timeouts for example, this might be a different series.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    And Z, Kirk’s always been a good defender. Meanwhile, all Ben cares about is scoring.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I just think a BG/Rose backcourt isn’t going to work, for the same reason a BG/Kirk backcourt wasn’t going to work. Is Rose supposed to run the offense AND guard opposing twos? They really need a big two to take some of the pressure off Rose (and a low-post savvy big would be nice too, although I’m starting to think they’re not going after one on purpose just to spite me).

  • Superman Osman

    That’s what happens when you trade Ben Wallace for Drew Gooden and Hughsey. I hated that trade so bad. Hughes ain’t good but he ain’t bad either, he could have at least been BG’s cheap alternate taller gaurd, a one that’s actually willing to defend?

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    They had to get rid of Ben Wallace, though. And Hughes just hasn’t been the same player since he left Washington. Maybe his brother’s passing took away his passion for the game. Regardless, I’ll take BG’s stone-cold killer offense and shoddy D over Larry Hughes’s stone-cold dead offense and somewhat better D. And Drew helped bring in Salmons, without whom the Bulls wouldn’t even be in the playoffs to begin with.

  • Superman Osman

    Oh ya, loved the big baby flop, heard he got a role in Bigdog the musical. But come on when Noah and Tyrus Thomas aren’t delivering from mid-range Brad should really do better than missing some clear layups and 8 footers. Good teamwork though, except BG but hey he scored the 3 with 4.5 left to go and then grabbed the nuts to show it off

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Russ, before Game 4, I put the Bulls chances of winning the series somewhere around 10 percent. With the win, it jumped in my mind to 30 percent. If they win tomorrow, I’ll put the odds at 50. But if I know you’re not watching, you can those odds will become much more favorable!

  • Tommy Patron

    I don’t care about next year’s roster composition at this point in time. It’s the PLAYOFFS. We all know this team will not look the same next year.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I’m on the horns of a dilemma, so to speak. I absolutely want to watch Game Four—I even thought about going—but now I’m not so sure. I should realy go to Citi tomorrow even if I can’t get into the game. Just to stay consistent.

  • riggs

    Russ i bet theyre kicking themselves over the deng to lakers deal that they rejected now?

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Who knows how serious those talks even got, though?

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    And 30 percent sounds about right. They really need to go into Boston and steal a win tomorrow, though.

  • Diesel

    Bulls have 3 things going for them in this quick turnaround game 5: 1)The celtics are old. 2) Davis & Perkins are heavier than most WWE Tag Teams. 3) Celtics basically only went 5 deep most of the game. All the pounding from a double overtime game 4 on only one day’s rest has to be tough on those old, already overworked (in Davis’ & Perkins’ case) knees and ankles. There’s a good chance that they can steal this game if they come out hot at the start.

  • Diesel

    BG’s MRI came back as a straind hamstring. He’s listed as day to day. I’m guessing he’ll take a pre game shot and be good to go.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    The Bulls also have absolutely nothing to lose.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    And the only way Ben Gordon doesn’t play in Game Five is if he gets kidnapped by Dan Aykroyd and that guy from “Home Alone.”

  • Diesel

    I prefer to think of him as the voice of the Wonder Years Russ.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Maybe Del Negro can coach a little?

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Regardless, BG can shoot with a hammy. I ain’t worried.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Did coaching come into it at any point besides “OK, Ben, go out there and hit some f*cking shots, please.” What’s Vinny’s VORC (Value Over Replacement Coach)? Would they be any worse (or better) off with, say, Terry Porter? I mean, it’s pretty much give Derrick Rose the ball and hope Ray Allen doesn’t kill you.

  • Diesel

    Yeah Tad – watch any offensive set after a Vinny D time out and you’ll see his coaching inefficiencies on full display. He made up for not having any time outs left in game 1 and 2 by never calling a time out in game 3 and letting the Celtics go on several runs. The Bulls are winning in spite of him, not because of him.

  • Tommy Patron

    You are right on, Russ. When watching a Bulls game you will see line-ups, defensive match-ups, strategy and times out you never thought possible.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Sarcasm, gentleman. I did go thru a whole season of Michael Curry learning-on-the-job, so Vinny actually winning playoff games is like Red Aurebach level coaching to me at the moment.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Izzo

    Is a ‘good’ NBA coach just becoming the person who calls the timeouts at appropriate times and tries not to p*ss the players off too much?I can only think of few ‘new’ coaches that hold all that much authority.Keep in mind also that Sam Mitchell was insane.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Not being able to score out of time outs is the biggest indictment of any coach. How can you not have at least one inbounds play with several variables to get one lousy bucket?

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    @Izzo: I think the best NBA coaches run stuff through so thoroughly in practice that they barely have to be there on game days. Like Phil Jackson. You implement a system, make sure the players know it backwards and forwards, then sit back and watch them run it. Admittedly, Vinny is working with a rookie PG and a Rottweiller puppy frontcourt, but he’s pretty awful nonetheless.

  • Diesel

    I would also look at the Bulls STILL not being able to defend the pick and role. Vinny may want to cover that in a practice some time soon. And I don’t want to hear anything about this being a young team because this same team was known for its defense when skiles was the coach. I don’t know how you take the same team, add 2 long athletic players like Rose and Noah, and then get that much worse defensively.

  • chris

    one of my favorite games of all time…in any sport. Up there with game 7 of 2001 world series, up there with Boise State-Oklahoma, up there with Texas-USC, and up there with Nadal- Federer at 2008 wimbledon.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    The Bulls have been a young team forever, too. They’re like the University of Chicago at United Center Park.

  • Diesel

    Yeah, playoff experience was a big topic in this series, but every single one of the Bulls has a lot of it, with the exception of Rose and Noah. I agree Russ, this team has been young since Hinrich was signed…6 years ago.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    They still could use the experience—obviously Rose and Noah most of all, but Tyrus and BG too. And Vinny, of course. It’s just too bad that KG wasn’t healthy—think he could have taught Tyrus a thing or two. New words, at least.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    High praise from Chris about this series. This is only good news for Chicago.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    Why did Vinny call a time out with 0.8 seconds remaining in the 1st half? What a dumbass, probably told his team to suck so he could get extra time outs in overtime.

  • Harlem_World

    If Deng comes in healthy and the team get a good pre-season together, I think alot of the anti-Deng talk will disappear. When healthy, Deng makes Chicago defensively tough when working with a healthy Kirk and a vastly improved Thomas. The biggest improvement for the Bulls next year is what Tyrus and Noah are showing during these playoffs. Noah finally starting to look like somebody and Tyrus getting better and better. Chi still lack that prototypical 2, but the combination of Salmons and Deng might make BG expendable. Although the popular option is to shop Kirk, when you think about it, although overpaid, he would be potentially the best back up PG in the league playing behind Rose for 15 mins and stealing another 5 at the 2. Similarly with Deng and Salmons at the 3, sharing minutes, you got offense and defense. As good as he is, the only flawed position is BG at the 2 because he can’t guard anybody. Also lacking a true widebody in he lane who can score with his back to the basket. However, solve that lil problem and all of a sudden Chicago are ECF contenders every year for the next 5 years minimum.

  • Harlem_World

    Oh and y’all need a real coach.

  • Harlem_World

    Oh and one more point: if Davis lost some weight and could dunk from under the rim, it would be 3-1 going home for the celts right now. Now I know what KG was in his ear about, that brought him to tears on the bench: NO DESERT MOTHAFO*&A! (sidenote: Kevin Garnett got a foul ass mouth – didn’t someone tell him kids watching this nationwide?)

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I’m willing to give Deng the benefit of the doubt, and I’d be OK with them giving him (or Salmons) some time at the two. They can’t be any worse at guarding twos than BG. And I’m cool with Kirk as a third guard off the bench, but man, he’s making an awful lot of money to be a backup.

  • Christopher

    I couldn’t have said it better. If VDN could actually coach this team would have won 45-50 games and probably be up 3-1 right now.

    Russ – Goals for this playoff run in no particular order: 1) Get Derrick and Tyrus as much playoff experience as possible. 2) Make sure Kendrick Perkins doesn’t snap and kill Joakim Noah (unless it gets them clutch FTs in a big spot). 3) See BG grab his nuts again. 4) See Brad Miller spit tobacco juice at center court in Boston. 5) Build up Kirk Hinrich’s trade value. 6) Allow the entire basketball world to revel in Vinny the Black’s staggering incompetence. 7) Beat the f*cking Celtics.

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