Friday, May 29th, 2009 at 12:58 am  |  220 responses

Cavs/Magic Game 5 Recap

Back to the Magic Kingdom…

by Jake Appleman

Ten days ago, there were two things I didn’t believe in: the Orlando Magic and Twitter.

Anyone who asked me about the Magic’s chances against the Cavs received a brief sermon about how you can’t trust a team that lives and dies by the three and features a big man with no developed post moves. If that wasn’t enough, I was of the opinion that the Sixers should have been able to force a Game 7 and that the Celtics should have had enough left in the tank to close Orlando out.

There was a personal touch to it, also. A buddy of mine used to call me “Rashard” when we played ball together because of my propensity to float around the perimeter despite having the height to play down low. The underlying joke was that the nickname was an indictment of a combination of talent, what I’ll dub “smooth laziness” and a lack of a killer of instinct. Suffice it to say, I wasn’t betting on myself…

Oh yeah, and I want the Cavs to win. So there’s that. LeBron/Kobe would be an epic battle in the history of my sports watching life for so many different reasons. Magic/Nuggets would be a strange looking turd placed on the doorstep of my desire to write something important about the NBA Finals.

As for Twitter, I was telling anybody that would listen back in the winter time that it was probably the stupidest thing I’d ever heard of. My basis for this rationale came from the fact that, at the time, I thought Facebook status was the worst part of Facebook. The idea of a website that was a simplified version of Facebook status just felt wrong.

Then I heard someone called Russ Bengtson the “Charles Barkley of Twitter”, and naturally I had to check it out.  Unbeknownst to my partner in crime, I peeped twitter.com/russbengtson. I liked what I saw, though mainly because I enjoy his musings. However, when I went back a second time, I found myself caught in a strange vortex that combined tidbit thoughts from sportswriters–some of whom I held in high regard–with a gigantic network of celebrities picking their noses and ball players showing that they could be digitally accessible even if they didn’t really say anything interesting. Now, I’m not much for the site’s apparent star f*cking  appeal, but it seems to be a really easy way to waste time while promoting yourself.

So here’s the deal: I’m going to pretend to Twitter the game, as if I was actually on Twitter. If the Magic win, I’ll join Twitter. If the Cavs do, I’ll save my soul until they’re eliminated.

PRE:

@Craig Sager: You’re not really aesthetically offensive in lavender. Also: we’re in the same fraternity. Yeah…

@Russ Bengtson: It seems like the Doug Collins man love for LeBron won’t be heard tonight.

–Marv Albert just compared Reggie Miller, as a broadcaster, to a relief pitcher–word to Eric Plunk.

First Quarter:

–Skip opens up with another three. There’s something to be said about a playground player raising his game following an insult.

–9-3 Cavs. They’ve hit their first four shots. Mo Williams looks less “staring death in the face” than he did after Game 4.

@Dwight Howard: Don’t hold the ball so low, big man. You tend to cough it up if their swipes don’t translate into fouls.

–Bill Spooner spoonfeeds the Cavs a Mo Williams three after Hedo steps over the line on an in-bounds pass.

–Spooner is working the game with Mack the Knife.

@Everyone: Can we stop bitching about the refs? Please?

@Mo Williams: You’re on fire. So you’re the new Skip?

–It’s 26-8 and we’re not even halfway through the first quarter. If the Cavs blow this lead, Mo Williams needs to be forced to walk around Cleveland with a rundown shopping cart, like Bubbles from The Wire, saying, “I got them guaran tees”.

–If I hired Shaq to be my bouncer, I’d nickname him TinyUrl.

–It’s 32-10 and Delonte West is balling.

–Anthony Johnson cuts it to a 17-point game with a driving layup. I’m having flashbacks of ’06 Pacers AJ, scoring at will against the Nets in the playoffs.

Second Quarter:

@Wally Szczerbiak: Why are you trying to land body blows on Dwight Howard? You’re too pretty to fight.

–35-23 early in the quarter, and it’s amazing how complacent the Cavs have gotten with a big lead. The operative word used by Marv Albert to describe the lead? Evaporating.

–Craig Sager is getting more minutes than Sasha Pavlovic.

–The Magic continue to cut into the lead. It’s now 8. Things you may already know: Anthony Johnson is clutch; Marcin Gortat slips perfectly on a screen/roll.

–Stan Van Gundy gets a technical for arguing for a foul that shouldn’t have been called. By getting the tech, he turns a Mo Williams made three on a fast break into a turnover. Good job, coach!

@Dwight Howard: Congratulations on the palm-tend. Two points for the Cavs, but impressive nonetheless.

@Orlando Middle Pick-and-Roll: I find your effectiveness obnoxious.

@LeBron James: Kudos on the lesson regarding unselfishness and spatial dynamics.

@Nike: Why is Keenan Thompson playing the voice of the LeBron James puppet? At least let Kel play Kobe…

–The Cavs aren’t fouling Howard hard enough. Some of the fouls on his and-one’s have been absolutely pathetic.

–Two LBJ turnovers lead to a Turkoglu bucket off a crossover and a Howard follow-up dunk. 54-50.

–For what it’s worth, Anderson Varejao is +20 and Anthony Johnson is +13. Maybe they should just play one-on-one to decide the game. Kidding…

–A Rashard/Me three brings the Magic within 1 at the break. Call it predictability of the ridiculous.

–Basketball may be a game of runs, but Cleveland’s Jekyll and Hyde act is mind-boggling.

Third Quarter:

A Howard layup and a Turkoglu bomb put the Magic up 4.

–Cleveland’s passing is atrocious. It’s a 20-2 run spanning the last 2+ minutes in both the second and third quarters.

–Careless pass by LeBron. He’s now halfway to another “eight turnovers are unacceptable” speech.

–14-3 run for the Cavs to counter the Magic’s spurt earlier in the quarter.

@Freshness: But really, how much of an impact do you have on world class athletes in elimination games? Reggie keeps on talking about you.

@Hedo Turkoglu; You’re playing like the Cavs are the Greek national team.

@Boobie Gibson: Nice to see you.

Fourth Quarter:

–Threes from Boobie Gibson and Mo Williams along with a pair of LeBron free throws help to put the Cavs up 6.

–A Dwight Howard layup and Mickael Pietrus three bring the Magic right back.

@Jay-Z: “Yes Bone and Biggie, better run and tell everybody”

@Seesaws: Enjoying this, no?

–Howard picks up his 5th on a Bron and-one. After more clutch play from Bron and Boobie, Bron does the same thing to foul Howard out and put the Cavs up 9.

@A-Rod: Pretty sure Bron never took steroids, but it’s cool if you keep cheering.

–With the shot clock winding down, Bron throws one of the more ridiculous passes I’ve ever seen to a cutting Vareajo for an and-one and an 11 point lead.

@And-1: Pretty cool that you didn’t have to pay for sponsorship of the fourth quarter, no?

–Anderson Varejao fouls out +26.

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  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Can i quickly interject that I heard the same sh*t about Dwyane in 2006 and it tainted his title win. I don’t think that’s 100% fair for either him, Lebron (if he was to win one) or anyone else that wins (won) a title with the benefit of ref’s calls at some point, cause all the good work Dwyane did, Lebron has done, etc. get’s overlooked unfairly.

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    and if anything, it’s gortat and battie that should put the hammer down on bron. dwight has to stay in the game for the magic. how about trying to contest the shot w/o going body to body in the air with the player. dwight rarely fouls with his arms but he often makes contact with the body. fair or not that has always been a foul. oyou know what was NOT a foul? when he blocked lebron’s 3 from behing in game 3 or 4. that was a legitimate blow call that fouled him out.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    And for the record, I’d say the same damn thing if Dwight was playing Kobe or Dwyane. If you’re gonna get fouls called on you playing tentative and cautious, you may as well go all-out. ‘Cause you’re gonna foul out either way.

  • Harlem_World

    I just don’t think the stars of today want to win badly enough. Not to the point where they will foul the sh*t out of the opposing superstar on a hard play to send a message. It doesn’t end there either. One of the things that separated Jordan, in my opinion was his competitiveness. All star players are competitive, but his was just on another level. He would have dunked on him moms to win. Or fouled the sh*t out of Juanita…(I’m talking about ON the court this time)

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    To me personally, a foul is a violation that advresely impedes a players shot or progress. Since different players are of different degrees of athleticism and skill sets, then its within reason to assume that a ‘foul’ on Nate Robinson is not exactly a ‘foul’ on LeBron because it affects them in different ways, no?

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Look, we all know Shaq’s Lakers/Michael’s Bulls got the benefit of a ton of calls collectivley but none of us that saw all of them firsthand would never say they were underserving champs. If the Lakers or te Cavs were to win, besides their fanbases, there’d be a ton of people questioning the validity of that title due to the orrid reffing and the perceived favortism both of those squads get.

  • Harlem_World

    Magic aren’t winning in these playoffs because they want it more than the opposition. They’re winning because they are more talented so far.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    *horrid

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    I think the issue is that lebron driving at full speed is literally IMPOSSIBLE to guard. And sorry, but Russ is just being foolish right now. The last two fouls on dwight last night are fouls the other way if its pietrus driving into Varejao/Big Z. Thats the way fouls are called in the NBA, if an offensive player is moving with the ball and a defender slides under him and makes contact with the body, whether or not his hands aree staright up (which is basically impossible when there’s hard body contact) its a foul on the defense. Its Dwight’s fault that he’s trying to challenge the most physically dynamic player in recent memory at the rim without trying to block the shot AND not get a foul called. Sorry dude, its juts not gonna happen.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    And that would be unfair to both of them too, regardless if their was any truth behind it.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    Myles, I think that reasoning is an EXTREMELY slippery slope.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    Of course it is. But thats why I referenced the only other players in the Ls history thatId put on that slope, Wilt and Shaq. Everyone else are mere mortals and should be called accordingly.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Slam should do a special issue about officiating.

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    myles, i couldn’t disagree more. a foul is a foul. it doesn’t matter if it knocks you on your a– or not. a very good example of this, as pointed by jvg, was when danthay jones pushed kobe from behind with two hands. that would have been an automatic ejection and a one-game suspension if kobe had gotten hurt. you don’t call the ‘effect’ the foul has on someone but the foul itself. rules are meant to be as objective as possible. tony parker shouldn’t get more calls than players of his caliber because he ends up in the 5th row after every drive.

  • http://lastknickstanding.blogspot.com Bryan

    Why because lebron can’t be knocked to floor as easily as nate? That’s what I’m saying because bron is stronger you have to hit him harder to make it a foul? That doesn’t seem fair.

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  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    Also, I think attacking the rim against the Magic is a fair tactic because it exploits their personnel the samae way that middle pick and rooll exploits Cleveland’s personnel. Dwight is literally the only guy on their team who protects the paint. Shard and Hedo give their team a huge edge on offense but since they are both allergic to the paint, Cleveland can get an advantage by attcaking the paint, and therefore attacking Dwight (who really isn’t that great at challenging shots w/o fouling) Its just strategy.

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    also, i think that dwight is overrated defensively as far as blocking people that are coming straight at him. most of his blocks are from the weakside when he’s coming over to block someone else’s player. kinda like camby. it’s not IMPOSSIBLE to block bron cleanly on a drive. of all people, gortat has been doing it in this series.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Howard IS overrated. On all sides. But, he is too big, strong and athletic to not be great; he definitely has the potential if he decides to actually build a good post game.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Slam Presents: Refs! would go triple-platinum.

  • http://lastknickstanding.blogspot.com Bryan

    I mean that’s the type of basketball that makes tempers flare and had shaq swinging on brad miller.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    Im not saying that anyone should be allowed to bring a bat, stun gun or brass knuckles on the court with them, but again, Shaq initially muscled his way past defenders and generally wasnt called for an offensive foul just as his defenders werent called for fighting back the same should be considered for Bron. Im not saying that he should be able to be fouled, Im just saying that if he can throw his shoulders and elbows around as he barrells his way to the rim and they dont call an offensive foul, then dont call a ticky tack defensive foul that hardly affects him if theyre trying to fight back.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    I can agree with you Myles in the sense that Bron is essentially gaming the system with some of these late game drives. He’s creating situations where the defense has to basically foul or get dunked on. But he didn’t write the rules. Its just like players who over utilize the pump fake to make a player leave thier feet before leasning in for the contact and hositing an awkward shot that has almost no chance of going in. “Creating contact” happens all over th eplace in the L. Its no different than when Wade summarily abused Erika Dampier in the Finals. Its just more pronounced. And its Lebron.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    My kid could hang the Refadamonth posters on his wall.

  • truthteller

    Orlando in 6!

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    I don’t think he’s overrated per se… Nobody is saying that he’s the next Shaq. The scoring touch just isn’t there. it took him 4 years to crack 20 ppg. and a good physical center like perks still can make him seem like an after tought on the offensive end. However, 14 rbs and 3 blks are no joke.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    I know from about 450 games or so first hand viewing experience that Dwyane is doing the same things, just to smaller defenders, night in and night out. It’s how he plays. He’s rarely on the recieving end of offensive foul calls cause he’s pretty slick with it nad he’s perfected the draw contact game. Lebrons’s are so overstate3d ’cause he’s so big. It’s hard to fault the dude for the way he get’s into the lane, I think it’s just because he’s able to do it at that size and really no one else, beside’s Magic, had the size and the ability to get into the lane with such ease, only Lebron is like Magic on HGH.

  • http://lastknickstanding.blogspot.com Bryan

    I can agree with that myles.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    My primary point is this: If Dwight’s gonna get called for fouls regardless, why not get his money’s worth? If you’re gonna get accused of some sh*t (and convicted for it), you may as well do some sh*t. Instead of trying to go up straight and risk an and-1, come down HARD and make sure that shot gets nowhere near the rim.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Give the people what they want, is what I say.

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    myles, so not only do you want the defenders to not get called for fouls on bron that other weaker players would get… you also want the fouls to be called on him? i’ve rarely seen guys in position beating bron to a spot so where’s your offensive foul?

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    There’s just no way that Dwight would get away with overzealous fouls against Lebron and not suffer a stiffer penalty then the Magic could afford right now. Let’s be real, if the Magic fu*k around and lose Game 6, does ANYONE beleive Lebron won’t be repping the East agin in the Finals? Come on.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    I here you Russ, except I don’t think he should go specifically for hard fouls. But he shouldn’t be trying to AVOID fouls in situations that are almost always going to result in a foul, ie coming late across the lane to challenge at the rim. He should be going for the blocked shot, really hard, so if he misses it will result in FTs. Right now, he’s on the fence. Trying to challenge Bron’s drives but not trying to block the shot, purposefully foul, or take the charge.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    *believe, again. Too late in the day. I’m out boys, enjoy your weekends and this was a really enjoyable ball discussion. Good luck to all the Magic, Cavs, Nuggets and yes, even you happy go lucky Lakers fans. Monday should be a fun day around here if there’s a Game 7 on the schedule. Late.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    Rereading you comment I think we agree, Russ.

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    russ, that’s valid. but dwight is too valuable for them to do it himself. that’s essentially what mike brown is saying to his guys (it was mic’d). ‘foul dwight hard or let him dunk it but don’t give up the and1′. everybody would agree that there’s not much you can do to stop dwight without fouling him when he’s got good position. the novelty is that this applies to a wing now.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    I can see it now: My grandkids on my lap, saying, “Papa, tell us again about the ’09 Conference Finals.” Me putting in my dentures and saying, “Well, kids, that Bill Spooner, I’ll never forget what he did in Game 5…”

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    I agree with Ryan.

  • http://www.manutd.com/ Z

    i’ll even go further and say that if bron was playing the 4, this discussion doesn’t happen. we would ‘expect’ him to be physically dominating and use his strength to score. we’re just not used of a wing applying those physical qualities to driving to the hole. it doesn’t fit the mold.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    You’re usually pretty funny, Farmer. But you just don’t have your best stuff today.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Doing my best to reflect the vibe of the room, ciolkstar.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Ryan’s a lot more jovial when the Cavs win. And by “jovial” I mean “present.” Get at him now, because if the Cavs lose Game Six you probably won’t hear from him again until November.

  • http://http//www.youtube.com The Promise

    Well, just as I figured, the Cavs won game 5. But, they choked away a big first half lead, and at one point I thought the Magic were going to pull off the comeback and put them out in 5. But, as ciolkstar said, LeBron, at the end of a game, with his size, forces his way to rim and either dunks or gets fouled or does both. That makes him twice harder to guard, when hes 6 foot 8 and has the strength of an NBA center, but the speed and handle of an NBA point guard. I still believe though, that the Magic will close this thing out in 6 games, cause’ I just dont think LeBron’s supporting cast will play nearly as good at Orlando as they did last night, but, they definately will have a chance if Mo Willaims continue to play the way he did last night, the way hes capable of playing, they can push this to a 7th game, and anything can happen in a game 7. It will be very interesting to see what happens though. If the Cavs find a way to win game 6, I will go out on a limb and say they will pull off the comeback and take the series in 7.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Um, sure.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Make sure to play the Wyclef song in the background, Jones.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    Oh yeah, I’d been meaning to ask. Is that really you in the “Patrick Chewing” Snickers commercial? Ewing says “Whatsup RYAN?” and:
    that dude is wearing plaid + you are the Farmer / Farmers like plaid = Is that you?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Guantanamera?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    I believe I made the first comment on that post, ciolkstar.

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    Bubblegoose?

  • http://nationofmillions.ca ciolkstar

    Yeah, but I don’t remember. I mean, I think that sh1t is funny. I’m definitely not trying to hate.

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