Pattern your game off of similar players.
by Kevin Owens /@Waiting4Godunk
Sometimes I wish I never grew up in Philadelphia. Now don’t get me wrong, I love the city, I love the sports. I love the atmosphere, the grit and the tough Philadelphia attitude. The city, in my opinion, is the greatest in the world.
The reason I now pine for a different youth locale, is because of Larry Bird. Growing up I was bred to hate the Celtics and all their striped socked glory. Bird, Kevin McHale, Robert Parish, were all my sworn enemies. I was encouraged to idolize strong, athletic guys like Charles Barkley, Darryl Dawkins and Dr. J. Unfortunately I grew up to be neither strong nor overly athletic.
My body was not like that of my Philadelphia idols, unless you include Mike Gminski. I grew into a tall, slightly awkward white guy with
a tough hardnosed attitude. But I quickly realized that nobody takes a 185-pound, 7-footer serious when he tries to be a “tough guy.”
Had I grown up outside of Philadelphia, I could have modeled my game after players like Larry Bird and Kevin McHale. I could have been working on my three-ball as opposed to my rebounding. My up and under as opposed to trying to cup the ball and dunk on a 7-foot rim.
That is the problem with idolizing an athlete you have nothing in common with. You end up forming bad habits. I had that problem in my youth, patterning my game after guys like Rick Mahorn. Not that half of the duo “Thump and Bump” was a bad player, it’s just he wasn’t known for his offense.
The same concepts still hold true today. As a basketball trainer, I see kids developing bad habits by patterning their game after the wrong player. I have 7-1 high school kids who want to play strictly on the perimeter, and 5-9 high school kids who only want to play in the post. Kids who can’t make a layup, trying to shoot 25 footers like Jimmer Fredette, and others who can’t walk and chew gum trying to be point guards.
It is all about finding a player with a similar mold and emulating their style. Had I modeled my game after someone more comparable to my body type like Larry Bird, my career may have been drastically different. I would have spent more time on my jump shot and offensive skills. I could have made the NBA, and currently be sitting in my mansion right now debating whether or not I should go steal an imports job overseas.
Instead I am retired, looking for work in one of the worst economic markets in history.
When I began searching for a job I decided to rank my occupational goals. I would try for a job in the first field, then the second and so on. They were as follows…
1. Basketball (Coaching/Scouting)
2. Basketball Media (Analyzing/Hosting/Talk Radio/Announcing/Writing)
3. Sports Media (Writing/Hosting/Talk Radio)
4. Media (Writing/Hosting/Talk Radio)
5. Teaching (Umm…Teaching)
6. Communications (Public Relations/Marketing)
7. Sales (Selling Goods and Services)
8. Motivational Speaker (What?)
9. Farmer (Farming Crops/Raising Cattle)
10. Deck Hand on Time Bandit (Reality TV Star)
11. Any Other Office Job
So far I have exhausted every contact I know in the first category and have started on the second. Obviously if a good job comes along in any of the categories—which could have a high-earning potential—I will jump on board, but for now I am continuing to chase my dreams.
As we approach the “Hiring Month” of September, I can only continue sending out resumes and cross my fingers. If it was meant to be it is meant to be. In the mean time I will be packing a bag for Alaska.
Kevin Owens is a veteran of overseas professional basketball who also writes for Waiting For Godunk and Hugging Harold Reynolds. You can also catch him on Twitter @Waiting4Godunk.
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1. The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. According to you, in your comment above, this article was “satirical” (<– that is how the word satirical is spelled, for future reference). However, I fail to see the satire in this piece. Were you criticizing yourself for failing to realize how your strengths could best be utilized? The humor or irony was lost on me. The point of this article appeared to be: "people should not try to be something they are not. " This point, if a bit simple, is true. People should use their strengths to help them succeed. However, this article is a convoluted mess. Hypothesizing about what "could have" happened to your career adds nothing to this article and only makes you appear bitter and regretful that your life has not turned out differently. By ending this article with details about your job search, you shamelessly advertise yourself and lose the thread of what this article was about in the first place. As another commenter above me said, if you are going to put an article on display for the world to read, you have to expect criticism. Based on your childish overreaction in your response, you do not handle criticism well. The fact of the matter is, this is a poorly written article, and both your writing skills and response to criticism do not bode well for a future in writing. Good luck with your job search.
A lot of this article is the truth. My brother IDOLIZES Nash and tries to cross out everyone, throw flashy behind the back passes, lots of stop-and-fades… problem is, he has absolutely no court vision and is absolutely awful when controlling the ball. One-on-one he kills it, two-on-one he’s pretty good, but the more people you add in, the less valuable he gets. His style simply doesn’t mesh on a team, and he’ll always be the one-on-one wizard who no one wants to play with because he trained himself to play in a way he can’t play.
Would he make the NBA if he played more like a quick-slash two guard? No. Would he make a div II college team? I highly doubt it. But he’d be a better basketball player if he modeled his game after a shooting guard instead of a point guard. That’s all this article is about. I myself have regrets about how I play, I should have better range, I should have a better handle… but that’s not what I worked on when I was a kid. If I worked on those things, maybe nothing in my life would change. But I wish someone said “Hey, you’re not explosive enough or tall enough to really be effective playing like that. Try working on this, it will help!”
And for the life of me, I can’t figure out how that quote means Kevin didn’t work on tangible skills. It meant he worked on skills for a power bigman rather then finesse. No one can master every single facet of the game, everyone has restraints, you work on what you are best at. The article is about how idolizing certain players may make you prioritize learning skills which wont benefit you.
Please guys, just go back to high school. Yes, it can still be masked sarcasm if what you’re saying is true but you’re overexaggerating it. I’m not even going to spend a lot of time on this anymore. A lot of you guys are embarrassing yourselves.
Also, whenever you have a disagreement with me, you always pretext it with “you’re normally very rational but THIS TIME….” Haha, I kind of hate it when you do that.
I saw what you did there, you horny devil.
This post is hot garbage & ppl are telling you so, its not a personal thing against you(i dont think). Write better sh!t n the feed back will be more postive.
Some types come to mind:
1. A loser that never did anything with his life himself.
2. A pseudo-intellectual bully that prefers to tear others down rather than add anything of value.
3. A person so angry at the failures that he sees all around him in his own life that he has to lash out at someone, anyone rather than look in the mirror.
Looking at his initial post, nbk obviously KNOWS how to make it in the NBA, right? I’m so glad he took time out from his NBA career to enlighten us as to how he made it. To try to make a coherent thought out of it, his tried and true NBA formula is “work really hard”. Ingenious! Why didn’t the writer think of that? He not only thought of it, he actually did it, something that an arrogant angry wannabe can’t comprehend as he lounges in his lazy boy and types oh-so-intelligent-and-insightful critiques of people that actually do things with their lives.
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