Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at 2:20 pm  |  23 responses

Because Steve Nash Likes It

An insider’s look at the comings and goings of the World Cup.

Livest scene I’ve seen so far of the tournament was for Australia vs. Germany. White, southern hemisphere, former British colonial objects kinsmen that Oz and South Africa are, there was a massive and typically boisterous Aussie turnout in Durban. With rugby and cricket rivalries so prevalent in each countries sporting culture, there has long been an extensive exchange of ex-pats and traveling fans orienting a holiday trip around a variety of sporting contexts. The WC proved no different, and Oz did not disappoint as they hoped to build on the recent momentum of the Socceroos in challenging Aussie Rules Football, Rugby, and the Thorpedo for the mantel at Outback Steakhouse. The vuvuzellas have added decibels to every atmosphere, including the fan zones, but there was a different buzz in the early goings because of the partisan nature of the scene.

Unfortunately for Paul Hogan’s people, they were blitzkrieged from the jump by the typically efficient and calibrated German attack (although I should try to come up with better adjectives than the truisms listed above which have described German people since Bismarck’s Prussia). Ze Germans moved the ball with precision, quick and efficient in exploiting the gaping spaces left in the mLukas Podolskiidfield by the deer-in-the-headlights Australians. Schweinsteiger’s maturity in the central midfield role particularly stuck out as it was his direction, timing, and rhythm that keyed their cohesion going forward. In 2006, the Bayern Munich man seemed to be another talented player trapped within the mindset of style before substance, cheeky touches before subtlety and focus. He was a far different player last night, an essential development for the Ballack-less German team.

When outgunned in the skill department, you need to win the physicality, fitness, and work-rate contests. No such luck. Within a few minutes, it was clear the Aussies lacked the athleticism and pace to successfully play the scrappy underdog role (a la the USA against superior talent), and the raucous crowd was soon silenced by a thunderous strike from Lukas Podolski. The Polish turncoat (like front-man partner Miroslav Klose) continues to shine for his ‘nation,’ though he has yet to really establish himself at the club level. Sports are all about situation and opportunity. The World Cup is no different.

As far as stadium atmosphere goes, Nigeria vs. Korea last night must also be recognized for the vibrancy it provided. A big ex-pat/traveling Nigerian contingent alongside the classically demonstrative Korean fans charged and complemented what was already a massively pressure-filled the night. Drums, singing, vuvus, and a stirring match worried the po-lice so much that they had the riot control crew ready in the tunnel from the second half onwards. The behavior of the fans was far too benign to warrant that kind of treatment, but it was loud as f in there.

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  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    So thorough, Colin. It is awesome that you are there…thanks for all these timely words.

  • http://www.sonicbids.com doyouwantmore

    Soccer is boring. I don’t care how trendy or worldly or sophisticated it would make me to pretend I like it, and I don’t care that I might like it if I attempt to understand the intricacies and tactics the athletes and coaches use. They hardly ever score. They flop like crazy. It’s boring.

  • http://www.sonicbids.com doyouwantmore

    Now I feel like a jerk because I could have kept that to myself. Sorry for peeing on the good vibes contained within the above article.

  • http://www.twitter.com/gerardhimself Gerard Himself

    “They flop like crazy. It’s boring.” have you seen an NBA game in the last 5 years?

  • The Fresh Prince of Nsam

    @ doyouwantmore: I feel the exact same thing about Baseball (BORING!!!) So don’t be sorry. It’s cultural. But I’ve met some Americans here in London who like football thaugh, plus Team USA is a descent one, they made the last 16 as Number 1 of their group, while my team Cameroon (where football is the 1st religion) was the 1st country outta the tourmament. What a shame. Go Ghana, Beat USA!

  • mAMba

    Great read

  • Jake

    Soccer is actually pretty interesting if you take the time to get involved with it.It’s much more fun to watch and is a lot easier to appreciate if you actually play the sport too instead of watching.For me that is the only way you are able to understand the game!

  • deano

    soccer is dope. Don’t think so?? watch Ronaldinho highlight on youtube….you’ll instantly become a football fan

  • Elias

    Soccer is cool, but it’s usually boring as hell, I know what I’m talking about, I live in Europe and I’ve watched alot of high level football like the world cup, champions league or La Liga, and they never score, I watched like 4 hours of wolrd cup until they scored and I was at the fridge that time, and then it took like another 4 hours until somebody scored again, and they flop much more than people do in basketball.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Tariqُُ

    Out of the four names, you’ve got 3 possibilities:

    1- Magic is the only basketball player among four soccer players.
    2- Dooley is the only average player among three all-time greats.
    3- You actually mean Steve Zissou and not Zizou, so this Wes Anderson character would be the odd man out among three professional athletes.

    Dollar, please!

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Tariqُُ

    Soccer can be boring, but it can also be exhilarating.
    Uruguay v France = boring.
    Brazil v Cote d’Ivoire = pretty good.
    Germany v Italy at the last WC = classic.

  • hoodsnake

    I loved it when we smashed France. Long Street was up all night after that win although we got knocked out.

  • http://www,myczechrepublic.com SAB

    thanks Colin, awesome article, sounds like you’re really taking advantage of a fantastic opportunity. great critique of the English fans/media/team too… it’s a strange strange situation. England-Germany on Sunday should be a fantastic match.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    Guys, soccer can seem boring to somebody who doesn’t know it well the same way baseball can. A match is a process that has it’s moments, if not full of boom-boom-boom excitement.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Tariqُُ

    Moose:
    Actually, baseball is boring from an objective standpoint. It’s a scientifically proven fact.

  • Izzo

    You know what else is boring? Things I don’t like.

  • deano

    Soccer is exciting as a mug, you really just have to play it to understand. Its not all about goals its about skills, control, passing, striking, in a lot of ways it reminds me of basketball. You can be as creative as you want with the ball on your foot. I played soccer in HS my sophmore year cause I didn’t make the basketball team, had a straight BLAST! It truly is the beautiful game.

  • BubbaChuck4Pres

    This has been bugging me and hope someone can give me an answer. Why exactly are you not allowed to set screens in soccer? That would make this sport a lot more enjoyable to watch.

  • hoodsnake

    Because of offside rules Bubba. Look it up.

  • BubbaChuck4Pres

    @hoodsnake- I thought you were good on the offsides issue as long as there are defenders between the ball and goal. So, what is stopping a teammate from setting a screen/pick when the ball is being advanced up the field (similar to say setting a pick at the top of the key in basketball)?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Colin Powers

    Hey Bubba,
    I’m not sure why they don’t allow screens. Impeding someone’s path is whistled as obstruction in soccer. It really would open up a lot of chances and space though. Maybe they’re worried about the speed of collisions because there is so much open space on the field.

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