Thursday, November 30th, 2006 at 5:12 pm  |  43 responses

Tony & Eva: Engaged

The NBA’s first couple is tying the knot.

by Lang Whitaker

It’s on People.com so it must be true: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are engaged!

Tony’s one of my favorite people in the League — and he gets mad respect for doing heavy behind-the-scenes work to help us get Thierry Henry on the cover of Striker, our old soccer magazine.

All the best, kids. Let us know if we can help.

And in the meantime, here’s some pictures of Eva.

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  • Lang Whitaker Posted: Nov.30 at 5:13 pm
    I predict this will be Ryan’s favorite post of the week.

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.30 at 5:21 pm
    accordin to this TP’s wife is fuckin Jay-z’s women. http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/eva-longoria/ (this was sent to me by my girlfriend and it is funny)

  • marcel mutoni Posted: Nov.30 at 5:25 pm
    …or maybe ever

  • Nads Posted: Nov.30 at 5:28 pm
    “Tony had her during her best years…”
    Classic Ish.

  • Omar Posted: Nov.30 at 5:32 pm
    Eva’s overrated. As an actress AND even more as a sex symbol.

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 5:34 pm
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/07/eva-longoria-is-stunning.html

  • Matthew Posted: Nov.30 at 5:45 pm
    Hey O, did Tony do better than ‘Melo?? Eva or LaLa? Besides, I thought you were only going to date ugly girls from now on so why bother with Eva??? She may be a little overrated in both areas, but she is still fine as hell.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.30 at 5:46 pm
    Slow down player, Doug and Jackie got that title on lock.
    1

  • Nads Posted: Nov.30 at 5:55 pm
    Rick Fox and Sharon Stone, fellas

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 5:57 pm
    Joumana Kidd. And it’s not even close.

  • Chris O'Leary Posted: Nov.30 at 5:58 pm
    Was it her name, or did it just say “Glen Rice’s wife”?

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 5:58 pm
    Plus, it’s a miracle she’s still alive. Have you seen the diameter of TJ Kidd’s head?

  • Lang Whitaker Posted: Nov.30 at 5:59 pm
    Don’t forget Glen Rice’s wife, the only NBA wifey to get her name on the cover of SLAM.

  • Lang Whitaker Posted: Nov.30 at 5:59 pm
    And be nice, Max.

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 6:00 pm
    http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/joumana_kidd.jpg

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 6:01 pm
    You’re right. But Omar started it.

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 6:03 pm
    KG’s wife is up there too.

  • Reggie Evans Posted: Nov.30 at 6:06 pm
    Kobe’s wife?

  • Glen Denham Posted: Nov.30 at 6:17 pm
    Can someone find out if Eva will go to the pants party with me? I love lamp.

  • Omar Posted: Nov.30 at 6:55 pm
    Kobe’s wife fine as hell. And I’m back to dating hot women. I just came back from the ave and saw this FINE woman buy her man (who looked like a Latino Beanie Sigel without a record deal) a $500 leather jacket. Gave me hope. And yeah, J. Kidd’s wife is all that and a bag of chips. And not the 25 cent bag, I mean the dollar party bag.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Nov.30 at 7:31 pm
    She’s no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Nov.30 at 7:31 pm
    Omar’s right. I mean, Omar’s pretty much always right, but he’s definitely right on this one.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Nov.30 at 7:32 pm
    About Eva, I mean.

  • Playa Posted: Nov.30 at 7:50 pm
    Props to TONY PIZZLE

  • albie1kenobi Posted: Nov.30 at 8:12 pm
    “Don’t forget Glen Rice’s wife, the only NBA wifey to get her name on the cover of SLAM.”
    when did this happen? was it right after that all-star game when she told Rice to keep on shooting it that won him the MVP?

  • Adrian Zapata Posted: Nov.30 at 10:11 pm
    Man im tired of mexican girls… theres this one girl in a few of my classes taht looks so much like eva longoria that i think they have to be related, AND shes from corpus christi..

  • Omar Posted: Nov.30 at 10:59 pm
    Tired of Mexican girls? I don’t know whether to be offended or question your sexuality.

  • Max Airington Posted: Nov.30 at 11:02 pm
    Kim Kardashian, definite jump off. If Ray J and Nick Cannon can get it, I just might have a shot.
    http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/01426/27/57/1426977572_l.jpg

  • Jeff Posted: Nov.30 at 11:57 pm
    kobe’s wife aint ugly but that grill needs to be fixed…

  • illydiva Posted: Dec.1 at 1:16 am
    Does this mean Eva has finally told her grandmother that Tony is biracial? http://metadish.com/news/eva-longoria/eva-longorias-grandmother-wouldnt-approve-of-her-biracial-relationship.php

  • Nads Posted: Dec.1 at 2:30 am
    Sloan. from Entourage

  • Darksaber Posted: Dec.1 at 7:18 am
    Don’t know whether to be happy for mon ami, or to pity him. Well probably a bit of both. Way to commit Monsieur Parker. I’d still take Miss Alba ANY day of the week over tiny Longoria.

  • Froggiestyle Posted: Dec.1 at 9:02 am
    TP just do all of us a favor and sign a pre-nup – or she’ll take your medical bennies just like Omar said. Yet another reason to always present yourself as living at your parents and taking the bus to work – important 21 ?’s and A’s about a lover with a broke (albeit cute) ass… ^-^

  • CASHVILLE Posted: Dec.1 at 11:07 am
    My girl thinks I hate my beautiful African American race because I like latino chics but she just doesn’t know. Mendez, Longoria, Lopez, that chic in Rush Hour 2, and those few in my apartment complex. Wow!

  • Rome Posted: Dec.1 at 11:46 am
    What about ole girl in the elevator from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

  • Ron Posted: Dec.1 at 12:45 pm
    Cashville, I too am a brotha fascinanted with the latinas. Roselyn Sanchez is the chic from Rush Hour 2. By the way they are getting ready to Rush Hour 3 and Yao will be playing a Triad Member who gets his but kick by Jackie Chan. I can’t wait to see that.

  • Omar Posted: Dec.1 at 2:52 pm
    Man, they took forever to make Rush Hour 3. And i’m sure it’ll be whack. And yes, the girl from Harold and Kumar, Roselyn Sanchez, Jessica Alba and Sloan are all worthy of carrying my seeds.

  • BETCATS Posted: Dec.1 at 4:53 pm
    a real wack movie out now is Rocky 6. How the hell does a 60 year old white guy try and knock out a 20 somethin year old black male. it makes no sense.

  • eljady Posted: Dec.2 at 6:56 am
    betcats you’re right! It’s called nonsense. But on the Eva tip, she’s fine latino haters. I got 5 that live across the street from me ALL FINE AS HELL……..

  • jrichordieflyin Posted: Dec.2 at 10:58 pm
    speaking of hot girls, google petra nemcova. whoa!

  • BETCATS Posted: Dec.3 at 9:16 am
    only a 7/10 but she is still good lookin

  • tony Posted: Dec.3 at 11:00 pm
    i give her a 40/40 shes fine sorry parker

  • keith o'reilly Posted: Jun.29 at 8:57 am
    niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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