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Yesterday I linked to this story about the world’s tallest man meeting the world’s smallest man, which I enjoyed on several levels — that odd looking giant (wearing adidas), the tiny man with the oddly fastened bow tie.
Well, the story swept through the SLAM Dome, particularly resonating with my coworkers Leah and Vanessa from XXL Magazine. And while we all liked the tall guy, I just can’t get enough of Mr. Ping Ping.
Leah and Vanessa briefly confused Mr. Ping Ping with Nelson de la Rosa, the little man who served as the Red Sox good luck charm during their championship year. I immediately went de la Rosa’s tribute website, Mahow.com, to show them the difference in the two men, and discovered de la Rosa passed away last year. Respect.
As for Mr. Ping Ping, there’s not a lot of information about him on the internet. Beside the story I linked to earlier, I found this story, which basically just repeats a lot of the same information. And there’s this video, but we don’t even get to hear from Mr. Ping Ping on the video.
Anyway, I like Mr. Ping Ping. I like what he stands for and the way he attaches his bow tie. I like the way he’s standing in this photo, hands on hips, as though he’s expecting something to happen but he’s not quite sure what. But mostly I like his name: He Ping Ping. And Mr. Ping Ping cracks me up every time I hear it.
So now we need to make sure his name stays out there, and I think the best way to do that is by appropriating his name for an NBA player. Which is where you guys come in.
Put some thought into this. It doesn’t have to be the shortest player in the NBA, doesn’t have to be the weirdest player. Just needs to be an NBA player who best embodies the spirit of Mr. Ping Ping. Whoever comes up with the best suggestion with the best argument for why your guy should be Mr. Ping Ping will win something from the pile of loot behind my desk.
You have a few days, or until I pick a winner. Get to it…
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RIP Nelson De La Rosa
oh, and “Ping Ping Lue” is priceless
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/eric_snow/
In Damon Jones we have a guy who receives attention despite playing minimal, if any playing time at all. We see him on the sidelines during All-Star weekend and his impeccable fashion sense. He’ll be in the record books one way or another.
In He Ping Ping we see a character with an awesome or eccentric fashion sense and charisma without even having to speak. He’ll be in the record books without possessing a polished skill, just like Mr. Jones.
They’re both good for a light-hearted laugh or two or three, etc.
Ping Ping and Jones should have their own sit com.
Mr. Ping Ping. First two words i associate with that:
1. ping pong (ball)
2. mr. peanut who in the league is associated with ping pong balls and is kinda shaped like a peanut? I know you limited it to player, but Mr. Ping Ping is Mr. David Stern. The End.
1. Based off his on-court performances, Timmy might as well be the same height as Mr. Pingping. He’s about as willing to battle in the paint as a Mr. Pingping sized man would be, although my guess is Mr. Pingping would body Timmy up and get position on him if they were about to go up for a rebound. 2. I remember when Timmy was in Milwaukee he used to wear a tilted headband (and if my memory serves correctly, he would often wear 2 headbands tilted in opposite directions) This is clearly the idea behind Mr. Pingping’s tilted bowtie. He’s showing respect to Tim Thomas, the man who made the tilted accessory so gangsta to begin with.
So there you have it…Mr. Pingping = Tim Thomas
Since he looks like a leprechaun, how about a Celtics guy? Delonte ping ping West?
Or maybe go with my urge to nominate a Cleveland guy? Basketball Jones is obvious, and it’s been mentioned above. Calling Gooden OR Gooden’s neck hair mr ping ping? Maybe Mike Brown, for his all famous hands at waist stance? I ‘ll just shut up, cause I might keep doing this all night!
waiting for the ball comes to him with his game-face ON.
I present to you Ron’ Ping-Ping’ Artest (not so hard now are we?) or my favourite Tony ‘Ping Ping’ Parker (look, you got the worlds hottest wife, you’ve won a championship, let us do this to you).
Alliteration is always funny
And it would be fun if one of the toughest players in the L. would be called Ping Ping.
“Pops Ping Ping”
But he’s also standing there like he runs ish…a la David “some things about the ghetto you gotsta learn” Stern (nickname courtesy of Artest)
http://www.amazon.com/Ping-Judge-Reinhold/dp/B00005LOUM
PING!
1) Nate Robinson
2) JR Smith
He is Mr Ping Ping.
He’s also always wearing nice suits. Dunzo.
Imagine him in that tuxedo.
Enough said.
I am curious if you consider this suggestion,even though he is not an NBA player.
But honestly,doesnt he PLAY the NBA ?
>>> Dress Code,Playoff-seeding and all of that…
Respect and hollah
PETER
http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v38/n6/images/ng0606-605-I1.jpg
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