Thursday, November 20th, 2008 at 11:56 am  |  78 responses

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Altitude takes your breath away…

by Lang Whitaker

Just saw this video (via Deadspin) and…well…I mean…let me just be completely honest and say that I’m not sure how I should characterize or respond to this video, other than to say I thought it was important that all of you saw it, too. Denver’s TV network, Altitude, must be trying to spice things up. Are Nuggets games available on pay per view? Good gosh…

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  • Marcel Mutoni


  • bingo

    the nba is family friendly?

  • http://slamonline.com Matt Caputo

    Oh sh*t, that’s my girl!

  • http://www.ngunioamosotho.com Nguni


  • http://www.mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Myles Brown

    I really wish I hadnt wasted that ‘menacing gestures’ line yesterday.

  • Pic

    very festive indeed haha

  • RV

    it just makes me realize how unnattractive Houston’s dancers have gotten in the last few years…

  • http://www.sprint.com/sero Dma


  • WhaHuh

    the announcer actually giggles

  • http://www.talkhoops.net Zach Harper

    I think I’m moving to Denver and I already live in the same city as the promiscuous Kings’ dancers.

  • awesomepossum

    i’ve always been secretly harping for more cheerleaders content since we’re been broken to Honey Bee.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    What’s going on? Is someone kicking that poor girl in the back or something? I don’t understand…

  • Marijn

    Bring back the puppies!

  • http://AllAbout-Penis-Enlargement.com Jukai

    Who says there is no D in Denver? Those look like Ds to me!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    “A festive atmosphere…….”, yeah that is one way of putting it.

  • namik

    The zoom in and out makes it worse. Or better. Thanks Lang.

  • http://fashionsensei.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jackie-moon.jpg Jackie Moon

    Mentally filing this one away …

  • ciolkstar

    Dammit, I can’t see the vid b/c I’m at work. The comments have really built this one up.

  • http://kabelionyahoo.com JPaul

    i just festived in my pants

  • http://joeloholic.wordpress.com Joel O’s

    Ohh. Good one, Jukai.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    DDDenver Nuggets.

  • http://its-mitch.blogspot.com/ Paps

    Trade her to Toronto

  • tealish

    Jukai, nice.

  • tealish

    But hey, who needs real dance moves when this is all you have to do to please the people

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    Am I welcome here? Now, you guys know I usually would chide you on your focus, or lack thereof. But hey, who am I to spoil the fun. Especially if girlfriend herself didn’t find it demeaning…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Cub Buenning

    Anyone notice the timeout going on over at Denver’s bench???

    Not staring at the oddly gyrating dancer, rather huddled around an instructing Billups. ALSO, this was only his SECOND game with the team.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Cub Buenning

    Sorry, to add some actual basketball discussion to this smut board.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    My wing wong was smiling.

  • http://slamonline.com Lang Whitaker

    What’s a bench?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    more intresting than the puppies…

  • http://blog.myspace.com/djhoopdreamz Hoop Dreamz

    what’s a timeout?

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Cub is true to the game.

  • http://www.ravingblacklunatic.blogspot.com Allenp

    Why did they have the boobies in slow mo?
    That just crossed the line. This is family television.
    Chauncey was probably trying to get them to explain to him why they were down by seven to the GRIZZLIES. He was also explaining why OJ Mayo was giving him the business.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Cub is married.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    Good thing Kobe wasn’t there…

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    Eboy, you SHOULD be happy. Those Heat dancers are dayyyyuuum fine.

  • http://fashionsensei.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jackie-moon.jpg Jackie Moon

    She is going to hurt her back like that.

  • http://www.ravingblacklunatic.blogspot.com Allenp

    Moose, aren’t you like 13?
    Man, if you don’t take your young ass outta here. This is for grown folks.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    Allenp, if there isn’t hoops to talk about (because nobody’s been on the other posts) I go to where stuff IS being talked about. OK, I’m out of this post lol.

  • Bubba Chuck

    haha ya altitude is my channel!

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    first boyshorts, now this. Langford R. Whitaker, get your mind out of the gutter

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    p.s. great work by the cameraman zooming in as the tatas were in motion

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ Double R

    This reminds of ABC’s “boob cam” from a few years ago during the playoffs (I think).

  • thesubwayconnection

    Did she throw out her back???

  • http://www.stonesthrow.com/madlib Michael NZ

    Stupid video can’t be seen at work. Will have to wait. Tatas.

  • MeloMan13

    i loled at Dma

  • http://hoopsoup.com Hoop Soup

    Awesome video. bouncy.

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    Jukai nailed it. Well, he wished he nailed it, but I meant his comment.

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    After 19 months of rehabbing, and exactly 7 weeks of basketball. I blew out my left meniscus for the second time tonight, getting hacked on a potential game-winning breakaway. I thank you Lang for cheering me up, and reminding me that there are things besides basketball that I love.

  • http://fjsdklf.com Jukai

    @LZ: Love but never can get, in your case?

  • jose

    Now thats not the type of “D” they need but its a good start heh,i mean any one have any complaints?

  • tealish

    Wow, watching it for the second time (because no sound the first time not for any other reason!!), I can’t believe the slow mo was real-time broadcast. I first thought it was edited, but nope. As a 20 year old, obviously this is great stuff. But I can definitely understand if some parents write in to complain. The close-up shot was unnecessary – the boobs were gloriously large enough — add that to the slow-mo…eh a bit too much.
    Oh Altitude, I forgive you ;)

  • Double J

    i love you slam

  • gii

    go NUGGS!

  • Enrique

    NBA action….it’s FANNNNNTASTIC

  • Nashty

    I think I am in love……

  • JMac

    So there are actually a lot more things to celebrate in Denver than their winning streak? Nice…

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Typical case of “fall down 7 times, spasm back up 8 times”, right?

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    @Juks: fantastic line btw.

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Denver Juggets

  • Logan

    i wonder what festival this is, i’m converting

  • riggs

    DDDenver nuggets

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    LZ, bad news about your injury man. Sorry to hear that.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    This is the Nuggets’ strategy to distract Kobe

  • rikson

    one breast = 32 comments

  • Ball Dont Lie

    where BEWBS happen

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com H to the Izzo

    One would think that a certain handsome Saudi gentleman who frequents this site and has previously written about his distaste at the whole cheerleader thing wouldn’t like this post one bit.One would think.

  • KA

    denver juggets!

  • Niio

    yup those are real lol

  • KOBE

    yum yum

  • http://nbaukfan.blogspot.com/ mat smith

    matty likee

  • Dave Chappelle

    come on titty, come on titty

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    ;) @ Izzo.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    I meant ;)

  • Fredo

    I think I need a closer look. Starbury, you want to help?

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    Gives new meaning to “Double Dribble”

  • http://thesportsdiaryonline.blogspot.com Roy

    puppies!!!!!!!!!! :D

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