Links: The 2009 All-Star Game Liveblog!
Shaq and Kobe reunite again as co-All-Star MVPs.
Sunday night and we’re ready to get it crack-a-lacking. Let’s go!
• About an hour before tipoff I was walking around under the stands and walked past the press room and heard someone speaking. I walked in and found Sen. John McCain stading there talking to about 10 reporters, so I walked up and listened in. When someone asked him to choose his favorite player in the NBA, I heard his wife, Cindy, groan, as if she knew there was no way for him to answer and keep everyone happy. He answered but gave a couple of choices. Once a politician, always a politician.
• Love that TNT is preceding the All-Star Game with The Rock. Fantastic movie.
• Everyone’s ready to go, it seems. Just caught up with Ernie Johnson who says he’s feeling great and sends his best to SLAM’s readers.
• The East just came out to shootaround to “Roc Boyz.” L’chaim! I’m guessing nobody at the NBA knows what that song’s about?
• The West came out to the more conventional “Bring ‘Em Out.”
• Melanie Collins is not a game.
• Craig Sager drank a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and vomited it all over his jacket. I think the color of his jacket should be called Pepto-Abysmal.
• Aiight, had some techincal difficulties there, mainly because I’ve been using the same laptop for the last 5 years and now it would just be faster if I used an Etch-a-Sketch instead of this thing.
• Loved the intros. Nice anthems as well.
• Early celeb watch: Muhammad Ali, Jesse Jackson, Donald Fasion, John McCain, Spike Lee in an Abe Lincoln top hat. Seriously.
• Dwight welcomes the crowd. “Hey y’all! We gon’ have some fun!” He’s been watching too much Paula Deen.
• Here we go. I’m going with D-Wade for MVP.
• And he hits a three off the bat. Nice.
• Duncan getting shots up early. So’s KB24. 9-4 early on.
• Dwight said, Hello Tim! Wade with a crazy dunk from the wing. Bron again. 16-6 early on.
Weird stuff is happening…my computer is slower than Shaq tonight and I can’t get a wireless signal. So I’m out You guys want to keep talking it out in the comments, go for it.
I shoulda got a PC.
• I’m briefly working again. Everyone loves Bill Russell — except for me, because when I was a kid and asked for an autograph he said no and was really a jerk about it. And now he sells his autographs. Classy!
Aiight, even though my computer kinda died in the first half, I’m gonna keep on taking notes and add them later, or as my computer deems ready.
• Halftime. John Legend and Juanes. If you’re out there, play a faster song, please. Zzz…
• Uh-oh, he just went to a faster song…that nobody knows.
• Jimmy O’Donnell and Brian Benson, if you’re out there…hook a dude up.
• One advantage of being here live: I can’t hear Reggie Miller.
• So Kobe (13) and Pierce (14) are leading scorers at the half. David West has fewest minutes played with 6:22.
• BTW, someone told me that Luis Scola is rolling completely posse-less out here and has been seen a few places (hotel bar, Hooters) sitting alone and eating or having a drink.
• Redeem Team tribute…to “Bittersweet Symphony.” Kinda cool to see them all here together…well, most of them. Now Coach K is on the scoreboard with a video tribute to Redeem Team. He also urged them to buy his latest book and to use the products he endorses. LeBron’s cutting up during Jerry Colangelo’s speech. I wish Colangelo would snap, “HEY! PAY ATTENTION, DAMMIT!”
• I’m testing out sitting in Ben’s seat instead of mine — perhaps I was in a dead zone?
• Ah, maybe so!
• We have better seats for the NBA All-Star Game than we do for a regular season Knicks game.
• Donald Faison bricked a couple of threes at the end of the half.
• Second half opens with “Crazy Train.” The East has a ways to go here.
• AI begins the second half by shooting a layup over the backboard.
• The West is actually running plays. Iso for Yao Ming and he hits over KG.
• LeBron! With the shot he almost dunks, gets fouled and then does a lefty windmill layup!
• I was talking with Mike Grange from the Globe and Mail last night and he said he thinks LeBron still has a ton of upside — thought he could be averaging 34 or 35 easy. Just saying.
•Dwight just threw a shot from Duncan into the third row. Any block that impressive shouldn’t be considered goaltending.
• It’s sorta fitting that Cindy McCain is sitting next to Eva Longoria, isn’t it?
• 86-74 West, with 7:55 to go in the third.
• After Duncan threw that pass two feet over Yao’s head he shrugged and tried to give him five — and they missed that, too.
• Kobe. 3. LeBron. 2.
• Yao and Dwight go down in a tangle. We hear the people in Orlando gasp from here. They’re both fine.
• They keep showing a great fake infomercial in the arena with NBA players singing love songs — Shaq singing “Carribbean Queen,” Amare singing “That’s Amore,” etc. Just looked for it on YouTube but no luck.
• The Kiss Cam segment included Jay and Beyonce. Beyonce gave the camera the stink eye and Jay held up the dynasty sign. Really. Mediatakeout will have a whole post about that tomorrow.
• Shaq is back and scores. Mo Williams for three.
• Kobe makes a layup and screams “Oh sh*t,” which gets picked up on the mics and broadcast throughout the arena.
• Shaq iso’s on Dwight Howard and hits CP for a long two.
• Shaq pulls the give-and-go with Chris Paul which the East kinda lets happen. Shaq’s like the oldest guy in the Teacher-Student game who the crowd is cheering for.
• Now that I’ve got internet access I’m afraid to move my computer at all. The problem is that I’ve got it in my lap and it’s searing a burn into my left thigh. I’m live-blogging this game even if my pants catch on fire!
• Corbin Bleu is here again. Can we just call him Corbin Bleh?
• The West players came out of the timeout and I swear I saw Chauncey texting someone.
• Joe Johnson is back! I just want him to score at least 1 point.
• The West is dominating, 109-89. 59 seconds to go in the third.
• I love Shaq, but he manages to disrupt he flow of his own team’s offense even in an All-Star game.
• After three, it’s 110-91, West. Disappointing that T-Mac hasn’t had a good game thus fa…whoops!
• Yes, whoever asked, Roy and Chauncey are both wearing number 7.
• Bennie the Bull won’t stop messing with Ludacris on the sideline. He might be the only mascot gangsta enough to not be afraid of Luda.
• 116-99, West, with 9:14 to go. Other than Shaq being Shaqciting, it’s been a rather uneventful game. Still, Shaq and JabbaWockeeeezzzzzzzz was pretty dope. And then the game started.
• Chris Tucker plays the game on the scoreboard during the TO. What is a “saquaro?” On tape, Shaq says it is where he originated, the land of the cactus. CP3 says it’s “something sharp, like a sword.” DWade says a fish. Dwight says it’s a hat. Amare says it’s similar to a dust storm. Chris Tucker chooses cactus, and he’s right. Yao Ming loves this from the huddle.
• Great moments in NBA All-Star timeouts: “Say Hello to the Reverend Jesse Jackson…and Akon!”
• Back to live action. LeBron is back and going to take a shot at closing this gap. Three-point play, good. West leads 120-104.
• Writers are bailing out left and right. Bron misses a big dunk, then Dwight misses a three, then Wade gets a follow dunk.
• You can tell Phil Jackson is coaching the West because even the East’s points are way more exciting, the West is just more effective and not as compelling.
• 124-106, West. 5:55 to go.
• The game is so boring now that I’m googling Melanie Collins. Literally, not figuratively. Found the link of the day, though.
• Anyone else have a feeling this is what a postseason Phil/Mike Brown match-up could be like?
• Dwight rips Kobe then clears it out to go one-on-one…and turns it over.
• 136-114, 2:09 to go.
• Chris Paul catches an oop! Can we turn out the lights yet?
• OK, can Joe Johnson get just 2 points? He wants the ball…and CP3 steals it and misses the dunk.
• Amare/é/’e with the windmill to punctuate the win. Then Brandon Roy with the oop. They should’ve started doing this about 15 minutes ago.
• Bron on the clear-out for the huge flush.
• And that’s it. Final score is West 146, East 119. Kobe led the way with 27, so from a basketball standpoint he probably deserves the MVP. But from an entertainment standpoint, the MVP should totally go to Shaq. My solution? Co-MVPs, Shaq and Kobe.
• And the MVP goes to…Shaq and Kobe! I actually called that in the car three hours ago in the car on the way to the game. What!
• Shaq says he’s just happy to be here. Kobe says it was “fun, it was fun” playing with Shaq again. Will Ernie ask Kobe how Shaq’s ass taste?
• Apparently not.
So that’s it from Phoenix. Hope you guys had fun tonight and thanks for being with us. We’ll have some wrap-up material in the next few days…
We out!
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I could punch him to see if he could be like his brother…
You f*cking @sshole.
Goddamn, the hate is ridiculous here.
Reggie isn’t good on the mic. No really, he’s not. He says the wrong things sometimes and his voice can be screechy, but damn people, it’s not worth this incessant hatred! I’d like to see one of you guys do a live broadcast without choking on your tongues
I’d like to hear Reggie get that call correctly.
Actually I probably wouldn’t
What’s Russ’s address, I gotta send him a an apology card.
Would he be mad again if I just re-gifted a Valentine’s Day card and crossed out anything to do with love and wrote sorry?
I liked your Wade writeup for the Slam top 50 Russ!!! =(
Plus, the commentator’s wouldn’t shut up (at all. ever.) about how the ‘feel’ to the game was more serious than previous All-Star games, which was started by Lebron and the East’s defensive pressure. If Yao is panting up and down the court and is doing all he can just to defend Dwight Howard, would you give him the ball or would you play to win if they’re playing to win?
Dude, I’m sorry! All-star talk! See!
I want to see Dirk post-up!
Maybe they think this is the MLB and the all-star game means something.
do not want.
Are yall sure that “IeShoes”, who has an add on the mainpage, isn’t selling fake Jordans? Thats pretty wack if you’re allowing a fake J seller to promote using your site. I’m not sure if they’re fakes or not, but they are suspiciously “well” priced (Jordan Vs for about $75)
I fell asleep during the ASG last night, but Shaq was clearly the best part of it. The intro with jabbawokeez (sp?) was prob the highlight of the entire weekend and going between Dwight’s legs for the give and go was the best part of the actual game. Kobe sickens me. he never deserved Shaq.
And E, I’m almost certain those are fakes. SLAM needs to step their advestising game up, if I didnt know any better I might think “Wow, what a great deal. SLAM is a reputable business, especially in the hoop community, surely their advertisers aren’t complete shmuck bootleggers”
And Reggie says “BFFs” to put a rancid cherry on the heaping sh*t sundae he’s been making all night.
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I’m officially hooked on Russ….
and its tru, Jr did get robbed. this whole giving 50’s because hes 5′3 is getting ridiculous.
and Cosign with Eboy: MJ= GOAT, only Lakers fans argue but Kobe himself admitted it
BET and myself had it at like 1100 during the Kobe post where he was named number one before the season!!” “Ben Osborne Posted: Feb.15 at 8:23 pm
Not one for multitasking, huh BETCATS? Truth is I respect you for focusing on just watching the game. In this era of liveblogs that seems nice and quaint.” I’m so important!!
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