Friday, May 29th, 2009 at 2:50 pm  |  84 responses

Links: SLAM Un-Covers

Plus…It’s Caucasian?

by Lang Whitaker

So I think Stan Van Gundy finally just sent someone to double-team LeBron.

Just remember: Two years ago in the Conference Finals against Detroit, the Pistons were tied 2-2 with the Cavs, when LeBron took over in Game 5 and scored the last 25 points for Cleveland, including 29 of Cleveland’s last 30.

Then last night, in Game 5, LeBron brought the Cavs back from down 8 in the fourth to win. This included a run in the third and fourth where Bron either scored or assisted on 32 consecutive Cavs points. Again, LeBron scored or assisted on 32 consecutive Cavs points.

And just the heck of it, he scored one-on-one against Mickael Pietrus about five times in a row.

Bron finished with 37, 14 and 12, the first player to post at least 37, 14 and 12 in a Playoff game since Oscar Robertson in 1963.

(And in case you’re dumb and you had any doubts about LeBron’s strength, consider the play last night where Bron drove into Dwight Howard and they collided in mid-air for Howard’s sixth foul. Howard flew back about five feet on that play. Yes, Bron had a head of steam going, but if I ran into Dwight Howard going full speed, I’m pretty sure I’d hit the deck and Dwight wouldn’t move. LeBron went through Dwight Howard like he was Shawn Bradley.)

All day yesterday on Twitter, I saw a steady stream of notes and comments about LeBron—that he was choking, that he was overrated, that Kobe’s better than him. These were all wrong. I’ve been saying this the last few months but I think it bears repeating: LeBron is playing the most complete basketball we’ve seen in the NBA since Michael Jordan. Love him or hate him, he’s amazing.

Because the Lakers played so well in Game 5, and because the Lakers are more experienced and have a more talented team, one through twelve, than Denver, I’m going to pick Denver to win Game 6 tonight. The Lakers have been so maddeningly inconsistent that I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than they’ll probably do what I don’t expect them to do. I think they might win tonight, catch Denver off-guard and come out firing. So Denver will probably win by 20.

• Russ posted this on Twitter (via someone and retweeting someone, etcetera and so on), and it’s pretty great…

• Not much else to talk about today, except for this bright idea I had late last night. Next week we’ll be debuting the latest cover of SLAM, when we drop SLAM issue 130. Of course, I can’t talk about who the new cover of SLAM is going to feature. But I can talk about who is not going to be on the cover of SLAM 130.

So this morning I came up with a couple of mock rejected cover concepts for SLAM 130, and our creative director, Melissa Brennan, put these together for us.

Again, here are three covers of SLAM 130 that you will not see on newsstands. I’ll try to do this each month just before our new covers drop…

fake131one

fake131two

fake130three

(BTW…Fri-Day…yes!)

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  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Great covers, again.
    Also, albie will just embarrass himself shortly. Don’t worry about that “caucasian” Myung.

  • Myung

    Thanks, I guess, Teddy… and btw, Albie’s my boy. I know he meant no harm by what he wrote.

  • Dave

    Hahahaha, Myung pwning morons. Nice.
    Everything about the Ironmen issue is just plain harsh.

  • D12FSU

    i think there’s a message in the video….*sarcasm*

  • http://sjsu.edu davidR

    wow, kno made that beat? kno makes the dopest beats. try and find his excrementals 1-5

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/officerbarbrady what

    Hahaha these covers are hilarious… love how along with all the random players like Pryzbilla and Jarron Collins is Marbury on every cover

  • WOODY

    I think the message in the video is pretty obviously racism, not sarcasm. Why don’t you take on the Asians next.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Hahahahaha Sacto/Minny finals. Nice one.
    Woody is an idiot.

  • LB

    What’s sad is that you guys once gave Darius Miles some serious cover love

  • karan

    i love how there is a marbury mention regardless of everything else!

  • http://nbadraftscouts.com Tyler Whitcomb

    The Covers are pretty cool! The Blake Griffin cover with different content could actually be a cover. I will check back each month to see other mock covers, unless I see another Video like this posted. I seriously own every Slam magazine and I’m a huge fan of Slam and of Lang Whitaker’s work. However, this was a very poor choice of a Slam editor to post this video. Has Ryne seen this?

  • larrylegend

    GREAT!!! but compared to joey, dick is a church boy.

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    And in case you’re dumb and you had any doubts about LeBron’s strength, consider the play last night where Bron drove into Dwight Howard and they collided in mid-air for Howard’s sixth foul. Howard flew back about five feet on that play. Yes, Bron had a head of steam going, but if I ran into Dwight Howard going full speed, I’m pretty sure I’d hit the deck and Dwight wouldn’t move. LeBron went through Dwight Howard like he was Shawn Bradley……………………………… lang, dwight was also in the air, he jumped straight up, so it should have been an offensive foul on lebronze.

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    dating tips from dirk

  • nick

    1. Love that parody. I think it’s telling that the white guy from cunninlynguists+autotuner=exactly the same sound as kanye west.

    2. The last cover hurts my soul a little bit.

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Lang + Melissa: VERY funny!

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    these parody covers are hilarious! The Dickie B. is an instant classic to me, hahahahahahaha

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    watching it again, Marbury is the only player to be “in it” every time hahahaha

  • http://Nicekicks.com MeloMan22

    u guys take things wayyyy to seriously. i’m half white and i thought the video was dope.
    annnd the covers are F’in amazing. i actually lol’ed. we need more of those

  • http://Nicekicks.com MeloMan22

    and i just booked the amaal magloire thing..
    being a canadian i don’t know whether to defend my honour or admit the brilliance in that

  • Flight

    Haha thats a beak to Marbury being on every mock cover.

  • kwame

    IRONEMEN!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

  • http://twitter.com JuRo

    Can Dwight Howard get the next REAL Cover. Who else can it be? Kobe/Lakers? How many covers can he get in 1 season? 4 would be too many (season preview, 126, 129, and this would make it 4). No!!! DH and the Magic earned theirs!!!!!

  • ab_40

    ey y’alls is evil man haha

  • Alabama

    Hilarious video.

    Be some serious backlash if something equivalent was done about black folks…think about that for a minute.

  • bielasiak33

    I like how Starbury is on all three covers.

    Griff is the best, followed closely by Bavetta, but the Oden + Yao one was just too easy.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Freedom Fries

    Lang, I love Madea like anyone, but what’s Tyler Perry doing on the cover ?

  • Blue

    @ Freedom Fries: LMAO!! You win!!

  • Frank

    “Be some serious backlash if something equivalent was done about black folks.”

    This would only work if that “something equivalent” was made a black dude, since this was made by a white dude. In which case, nobody would give a sh*t because black comics do it all the time.

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  • http://slamonline.com Konate

    i’m about 2hrs and 80 comments late but AMAZING!

  • http://trulyhoops.blogspot.com C Pete

    haha, I love the “dating tips by dirk Nowitzki”

  • http://blurain420@yahoo.com Scott Carter

    Haha the Blake Griffin ones funny.

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