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Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 9:00 am  |  17 responses

Video: Ron Artest ‘Explains’ His Concussion

by Marcel Mutoni / @marcel_mutoni

When the Lakers signed Ron-Ron this past summer, the question wasn’t if some craziness would follow suit; it was simply a matter of how much. And well, at this point, we can safely say that Artest has delivered his fair share.

The latest, of course, has to do with his mysterious fall on Christmas. According to initial reports, he fell down a flight of stairs while carrying boxes into his house … or something.

Last night, Ron-Ron met with the press corps at Staples Center and gave his first-person account of the accident.

NBA.com has the video:

Simply amazing.

We’ve learned absolutely nothing from his “explanation”; in fact, I’m left more confused and with more questions about the whole thing than before.

Thanks as always, Ron. Catch you at the next incident.

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  • slamfan4life

    sounds legit….

  • Michael Scorn

    Didn’t this just happen to Tiger Woods?

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    wow. thats wild. if hes still dizzy sometimes like he said, he shouldnt play for a long while. cuz that is no bueno. i can imagine lamar tokin a xmas L when he receives rons text that he cant remember anything, and lamar yells, “me too!”

  • Sporting-Lisbon-Blazers

    i bet he was drunk as sh!t

  • http://kb24.com Bigi

    Ron being Ron…I can’t understand S€%t from this…Just a bunch of words.

  • Gym Rat

    hahaha…love how wifey tries to jog artest’s memory w/ a low blow…”you lost by 20!”

  • Sarah

    I love how you have to use the word “explains” lightly when it follows the subject, Ron Artest.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Being that i’m at work, I can’t listen to the video. However, i’m sure it went something similiar to this:
    Reporter: “Ron, can you please explain your fall at your house and what exactly happened?”
    Ron: “QUEENSBRIDGE!!! Hey man, you know, something happened at my house and i’m glad to be back at practice. What did I miss?”
    Reporter: “That didn’t really explain how you fell with a box and got a concussion, Ron. Could you give us further details?”
    Ron: “No box takes Ron Artest out. You know, this is just a big misunderstanding. I was actually just putting the finishing touches on a Christmas album. I need everyone to check out my new artist, White Mamba!”
    Reporter: “So you are saying the rumors about you drinking and falling at your house aren’t true?”
    Ron: “WHHAATT?!? Awwwww, hell naw. Man I was tore the hell up on Christmas, man! You know how we do it! Queensbridge, stand up!”
    Reporter: “Thanks Ron.”

  • mar

    i understood i guees adhd people just know each other

  • http://www.nba.com/playerfile/sean_marks/index.html Michael NZ

    Watch how much he twitches and fidgets when ‘explaining’ what happened. Not buying it.

  • http://www.broy7.com nate the great

    notice how he like does that thing with his mouth every so often? like he smacks his lips? man thats hella annyoing. haha. i cant understand much. he does a shotty job explaining, he just says the same bull over.

  • Jose

    Ahhh of course….It all makes Less sense now.haha

  • Chris

    LOL Ron-Ron got his azz beat in a bar fight! By the way, he texted Kobe and Lamar and Jordan and Shannon, but none of his white teammates or white coaches? Why don’t he just leave the Lakers and find a team with all black players and a black coach, for crying out out?

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    Haha, almost as sketchy as Ben Wallace’s explaination for his 16 stiches on his arm.
    “I was umm…playing football in my backyard and I went to catch the ball and went through the window of a rental pick up truck.”
    Oh okay, did you at least make the catch
    “Uhh…what?”

  • http://allanzuss@yahoo.com Mendel

    whatever.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    Wait, so he says “I got some staples in the back of my head and some stiches in THE OTHER ONE”?? What “other head” do you have Ron Ron? Oh, never mind. That must have been some party!

  • doyouwantmore

    That guy just looks out of it all the time.

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