Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 10:59 pm  |  51 responses

Video: We Are LeBron

What. A. Disturbing. Video.

If you were LeBron James, would this make you want to stay in Cleveland, or would this help you decide to get the heck out of town?

“Please stay LeBron” is what they’re singing. But is that what you’d be hearing if you were him?

We won’t say more ’till you watch this. (Just a warning: So sappy, and out of tune, you may find yourself gagging.)


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  • fut.

    LeBron says ‘No, thanks, I’m just going to Miami for a brief 5-year dynasty.’

  • phil

    gee they’re a desperate bunch of people

  • Chris


  • benny

    I would definitely stay! what a great fan base!

  • kwame

    wade and lebron couldnt play together

  • kwame

    this is a little scary…but appropriate because theyre economy depends on lebron

  • Razif

    Somehow a weird sense, telling me that Lebron cried listening to this.


  • TyMo

    Wow half these people are going to have to be treated for extreme depression once he leaves.

  • http://bulls.com airs

    they weren’t that out of tune at all. except the last guy who was supposed to be springsteen or somethingi think
    they just don’t sing very well.

    but yeah thats pretty desperate.

  • http://facebook.com 9steele9

    The Cleveland fans are sooo much cooler than Jay-Z and Spike Lee

  • http://facebook.com 9steele9

    The Cleveland fans are sooo much cooler than Jay-Z and Spike Lee

  • Yesse

    Lol, i bet this might just make LeBron run away. Just leave him alone and let him think.

  • Bob

    holy smokes I’d stay just cause of this video. amazing

  • T.O.M.

    Just give him his month good grief

  • NAS

    that was pathetic…. I am officially not going to read, listen, watch or look at anything related to where lebron might go – Lebron just get this stupidity over with and chosen a team that you can help nab the best season record and then flame out in the playoffs already

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    “And don’t forget… the Knicks and Nets are terrible.”
    Nooo! Don’t remind him!

  • AdrianC513

    lol im from Cleveland and i know ALL of them and its soooooo corny but i like it lol

  • Klemperer
  • Roc

    Lebron, please come to Portland for the veteran minimum :) )) You’ll love it here!

  • http://stokely-carmichael.com Stokely

    lol, this is pathetic

  • Scottie Pimpin

    go to Chicago if you want win……..go to NY or NJ if you just want the money and attention….NY fans suck by the way……………i see him going to Miami though Joakim Noah ruined it by yelling at Lebron lke he was his step child

  • Sporting-Lisbon-Blazers

    that made me feel bad for Cleveland, their economy is really based on Bron, im shocked, i dont know what to say

  • OneStep

    Oh good grief! What kind of diseased mind not only spawns this idea, but then decides to go run with it? It could have been worse though……. Actually, I can’t think of anything worse.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James the Balla

    WOW … for a second I thought Bron was diagnosed with stage 5 cancer.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James the Balla

    lol Teddy!!

  • Hello

    I know their economy needs him but goddamn…no shame at all.

  • Bobbo

    So profoundly sad.

  • jufu

    the hell? the nets are gonna be fire with JOHN WALL COME TO NJ BROOON

  • Yann Blavec

    “the Knicks and Nets are terrible..”

  • Anthony

    Where’s Spike Lee version ? We want Lebron, We really need you”

  • Nawlins Realest.

    that was disgusting……and theres someone in Cleveland thats actually considered as “Cleveland’s Soccer Legend” hahahahahahahaha.

  • max

    “Intimidating TV lawyer” if thats a job, no wonder the economy is down…

  • The Philosopher

    This video reinforces his status. How can anyone rationally say that this kid is not The King? Funny video, but… he is THE KING.

  • Nas

    How can he be the king if he has NO CROWN???
    He might be the king of the fast break dunk
    maybe even the king of the regular season
    as well as the king of let you go up for the layup and then try and spike it off the backboard…. KOBE IS THE REAL KING

  • The Philosopher

    The reason LeBron is the king is because of the unprecedented power and clout that he is able to yield. And because he is simply the greatest basketball player in the world.

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  • Logues

    did i see michael scorn?

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Is that the best y’all can do, Cleveland? You don’t want it with Chi-Town!

  • Logues

    im sure nets, heat, bulls, clippers, and knicks fans are all in progress with their songs

  • 6marjons

    that’s crazy, a little pathetic but hats off to those people to have a good enough sense of humour to do it

  • RedRum

    anyone who says that kobe is better than lebron, or that lebron is a bust think this: does lebron have a Pau in his team? Lakers were an ok team in the west until they got Pau. Since then they made the finals twice and won one. Pau is the pipen to Kobe’s Jordan. Until Lebron gets a player like that (unlikely…) he will not win anything. Stoudamire was a good possibility, and Ferry blew it. Bosh is the second one. If they do not get Bosh, I cannot see anyone out there that can bring to lebron what Pau brings to kobe.

  • John Starks

    Where was Cudi?

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    And even thoooooough
    You just quiiiiiit
    We still need you cause without you we’re pure sh***************t

  • J.C.

    i reckon cudi’s repping NY.
    also LOL @ Anton.

  • Sporting-Lisbon-Blazers

    lol at anton and @the philosopher: can you stay away from bron´s balls or do they taste THAT GOOD?! geeshh

  • Jacob (from Australia)

    How is a Rose/Bron/Noah supposed to work when LJ and Joakim clearly hate each other?

  • The Philosopher

    @Sporting-Lisbon-Blazers: You have quite an imagination, to put things diplomatically. You seem to indulge AND exhalt in such rhetoric. You are asking me if certain parts of the male anatomy tastes good? I mean, obviously that is YOUR curiosity, YOUR line of thinking. Not judging you, or anything… if that’s what you are into, who am I to judge? I don’t wonder what certain parts of a man’s anatomy taste like. I just don’t, but if you do, to each their own.

  • The Philosopher

    Oh, and I don’t wonder about ANY parts of a man’s anatomy, just to be clear.

  • Diesel

    Have some respect for youself cleveland! If Lebron stays you all still lost your dignity. That is the worst gathering of “celebrities” I’ve ever seen. The only thing more pathetic are the philospher’s posts. @philosopher:I’m jusy wondering…do you actually retype the exact same post on evry lebron story or do you have it saved off somewhere and you just copy & paste?

  • The Philosopher

    @Diesel: I appreciate your profound and sincere interests in my posts. I must really be making sense to you in particular, especially you. To go out of your way to acknowledge me is a good and just compliment. I mean, I read your comments as well, but my interest in your comments are not as nearly as high as your interest in mine, but…

  • lakers!

    what a joke
    lakers best team of all time..
    closest lebron will get to a ring is shaking kobes hand