This surreal footage from CB4‘s photoshoot for Maxim should be played in every arena that the Miami Heat visit from now, until the end of time. So many jokes, so little time …
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First!…You AMERICANS sucks!…Stop the war suckers you’re the world’s evil….stop killing people!!!And you know G.W. BUSH and his buddies did the 9/11 wake up!!!!
Oh god, Tano is right, this is totally symbolic on America’s wars against the world. And Bosh’s splashing represents 9/11 and he’s Bush!!!!!!
@Tano Wherever you’re from, you suck. Thanks for the post that is SOOOO related to this SLAM post.
He’s trying to get his Usher on, but Heat can’t let it burn.
LMAO @ the first comment. Especially because that’s how most of the Obamadrones actually sound half the time anyway.
“The best advice I can give a guy to find the right woman is to find a guy better than you, surely his woman will have other women friends for you to marry.”
This was not as bad as Kobe’s pilgrim/tupac pictures but it was
pretty darn close….fruits man …fruits???
Slam photographers better be prepared!
Chris has some ideas for the shooting when they will win the finals……….
Come on… Third fiddle had to get love from someone lol
He has a RuPaul-esque quality in front of the lense!
why do they keep referring to him as CB4? He needs a new nickname
I have those Ray Bans.
“louis cover my eyes not them hundred dollar Ray Bans fam these $675″
Bosh is considered “tough” in Miami but in Chicago he’d be Jay Cutler’s bi-t-ch!!
lol fam got mad RnB on that last shot lol
@Harry Twatter…..Chris Bosh ain’t even considered tough in Toronto…..no disrespect to Toronto
That ain’t gangsta.
i missed his old hair-do. he looked like a fierce bird of prey.
Dude was seriously running out of ways to pose. A thumbs-up, seriously? And I’m not even gonna talk about the fruit.
Happy to see him embarrass another city besides Toronto. Plug.
3 min onwards is just g4yyyyyy.
seriously wtf is that shiz?
Just don’t dive for balls near his legs he has a family!
@Tano- Go back to your smelly mud-hut, and swat those big-a$s flies off your face.. My dollar is in the mail..
@BossTerry you sound so ignorant it aint even funny
Someone on this forum once said he looks like Jar Jar binx and i cant get it out of my head. Sorry this dude is really annoying, but i hope he recovers as soon as possible, so the “heatles” have no excuse when they losing, and cuz i generally dislike people being injured, even if i dont support them.
I wasn’t sure if the lime going into his mouth was meant to symbolize a ti*ty or a ballbag.
And I think most of the commenters above me that insulted the dude were just jealous that he listed reading as one of his things he likes to do off the court.
Shaq really does deserve the name ‘the big aristotle’ he saw this this coming when he called Bosh “the ru paul of big men” haha big shaq got it on the money.
chris bosh, all the charisma of a cheeseburger. And by the way did he refer to himself as a ‘superstar’ eeesh badly misinformed.
Gayest pose ever at 2:16. Creds to Bosh though, he’s been one of the more consistent guys for MIA this year.
He has to be one of the nerdiest black dudes ever. He wants so badly to be cool but he just……isn’t.
Once again, if you can read and have an education, you are a nerd. You have to like our society today.
is this why he didn’t travel with the team?
Chris Bosh would do so much good for the gay community if he just came out publicly.
What an idiot!
YOU BETTER WORK! Great photo shoot! lmao
dont stare so hard u might break his leg…he has a family to provide for
what a tool he has become
one word KARMA
@Keith Bogans LMFAO!!
whahahaha “so many jokes. so little time.” “the charisma of a cheeseburger.” “he just… isn’t.” the comments are even funnier than the footage!
c.bosh yur so gay,n thats alright just man up or girl up,n the heat think there all that n a bag of chips,lebron yur so%^%$##^&*((&^$#@@*n all that
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