Friday, February 25th, 2011 at 11:00 am  |  75 responses

Video: Chris Bosh’s Amazing Flop

Bosh had himself a horrifically bad game against the Bulls last night (1-18 shooting from the field on his way to just 7 points), but at least he came through in the comic relief department:

(H/T: TBJ)

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  • http://Www.slamonline.com TheBigL

    Punk. Play ball.

  • James

    I’m Enigmatic’s bf. We met when we both signed up to join the Marines. He said he needed a manly man. You know, the type that can shoot M-16s at lil brown kids in foreign countries. Anyway, he’s a huge Bulls fan, and an even bigger balls fan. ;)

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    Chris Bosh would flop on a jump ball…

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    Fake Enigmatic/James – quit f*cking around.
    Taka the bullsh*t somewhere else.
    Oh, and I AM brown, you f*cking retard.

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    Danny Fortson did that twice on one possession. Then got pulled.

  • Oh Nose

    Atleast have the right timing when you flop…..oh my…..

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    If the Enigmatic issue isn’t solved soon, I may take a page out of TAD and Izzo and just stop posting here. I’ve messaged Ryne, he ain’t doing sh*t. Maybe I should start spamming the place.

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Juk’s, if they couldn’t limit or stop Spanny, what makes you think Ryne & Co. have the means/urge/manpower to stop any trolls in here?

  • http://www.stonesthrow.com Michael NZ

    Don’t quit the place because of some immature fool jukai. I’m guessing the comments section would need an entire overhaul. No doubt that it’s due now though… some kind of registration process maybe? I dunno.

  • Bubbachuck

    lol @ all the comments, bahahhaha

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    If Jukai goes, I go.
    I love debating with fellow commenters on here and I feel like I’ve made some good relationships but this Fake Enigmatic makes it almost not worth it when he can hide behind the anonymity of my screen name to question my manhood, my sexuality, talk sh*t about my time I served in the military, have the nerve to say I’m racist against Muslims and “brown people” (as he calls it) in general when the dumb motherf*cker doesn’t even know that I’m actually Mexican-American, and some of the best men and women I served with in the Marine Corps were Muslims.
    And then the icing in the cake is talking sh*t about my moms.
    You can call me a midget with a complex. F*ckin right I’m only 5’3″ and won’t hesitate to throw down with cats twice my size.
    That’s why it’s frustrating as hell to not be able to do anything about some coward who hides behind my screen name.
    Nah, I probably won’t go anywhere, but y’all can understand the frustration.
    Jukai I tried to hit you up at your email, brother. Either I got it wrong or you ain’t checked it. Let me know what’s up.

  • j4zzm4n

    yo enigmatic don’t you find it a bit ironic that you have a fake internet tough guy on a video about a fake basketball tough guy. know you’re frustrated but just saying man the parallels are uncanny.

  • Yesse

    It looks like playing Halo with a terrible ping.

  • http://www.zpringbank.eu Jelte

    Bosh is a flopper. Period. he will be traded, watch my words.

  • hoodsnake

    Fake fake guy

  • Clydesays

    If that got called, wow. You can see Javie has a clear view of the play. Flops, you hate them when they go against your team, but if it’s your guy doing it, it’s ‘a smart veteran play’…. (TNT speak….)

  • bubba

    what a loser! since he can’t play worth a crap he has to try and cheat, and failed at that too- cut your losses and fire him now before it gets worse for the team

  • http://slamonline d-rose blows kobe

    it got them the possesion and big baby does that all the time and i bet he gets the grammy

  • Jono

    The Bulls jersey is just so damn sweet.

  • http://slamonline.com Enigmatic

    I don’t know what’s crazier. The fact that this person is posting under my name, or the fact that I’m genuinely upset about it. I mean, is it normal that a total stranger with no real knowledge of my life is getting under my skin? What about the fact that I can ignore the stupidity but choose to respond every time? Lmaoooooo. Ok. It’s officially over. None of you ladies have to quit Slam

  • tuutu

    bosh was better in toronto

  • niXXXon

    OMG!!! This thing has got me rollin’ on the floor in tears. Somewhere Vlade Divac is watching this and saying to Chris Bosh, “I’m proud of you”…

  • niXXXon

    I think it’s now safe to say that Chris Bosh is officially part of the “Flop Fraternity”…

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    F*ck that fake Enigmatic tho.
    Like Jay-Z said, I got stronger after “Ether”.
    Bring it, b*tch.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Naw, just playing. You were a nuisance like a mofo.

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