Monday, August 13th, 2012 at 10:15 am  |  172 responses

Dwight Howard Imitates Kobe Bryant (VIDEO)

Dwight delivers another classic impression.

Only a few days after being traded to the Los Angeles Lakers, it seems Dwight Howard is already back in natural form. During his introductory press conference, Howard delivered another memorable imitation, this time of teammate Kobe Bryant.

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  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    By what measure was Kobe the best player in the game? What do you use to determine best?
    The best player in the game doesn’t shoot 38 percent from the floor for a series. He just doesn’t.
    Maybe he had the best “skills” but he wasn’t the best. Because the best player doesn’t waste a talent like Shaq just because he was mad that Shaq didn’t call him to discuss what happened in Eagle, Colo.
    It’s crazy to me that you can watch Kobe get defended by Prince and Hamilton and held to 38 percent and say “Oh he’s was the best in the League and it wasn’t his fault.”
    That’s crap. It was mainly his fault and also the fault of Malone, who was injured, and Payton, who was in steep decline.
    But, there would be no excuse of any other player if he was supposed to be the “best” player in the game and lost in the Finals despite having the best big man, and second best player in the game, as his sidekick. Particularly not when he shot well below his season averages in the series.
    Get real.

  • http://nba.com GP23

    Regarding the best player in ’04.
    This is a quote from Jackson’s book…
    In Phil’s words, March 29th 2004.. “I told the press yesterday that Kobe has reclaimed his role as the “top player in the game.” Now I think Phil has a better understanding of players than we all do here. His judgement can be more trusted than ours, considering he was around NBA players on a daily basis. Just sayin’.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    @fee_22
    @Jtaylor12
    Prince played darn good defense, ask the Spurs in the NBA Finals that year. That series I think went to a game 7. Pistons was a great team for those years and played defense well. To act like Kobe was the main reason for the 04 lost, proves you did not watch the NBA Finals, shooting percentage does not tell you everything.
    Ask MJ during his NBA FINALS
    90-91 shot 56% 31pts
    91-92 shot 52% 36pts
    92-93 shot 51% 41pts, shot 71% from freethrow line
    95-96 shot 42% 27pts
    96-97 shot 46% 32pts, shot 77% from freethrow line
    97-98 shot 43% 33pts, shot 81% from freethrow line
    See people everyone loves MJ, acts like he never shot bad in any series. Shooting percentage does not tell it all, but when it comes to MJ, everyone forgets he almost cost the Bulls a ring for his continued ball hog ability against the Sonics. I still feel the Jazz and Sonics should have won their series, but MJ had helped, that people forget about ALOT!!!

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    I don’t see 38 percent in a Finals loss anywhere on that list.
    And in 98 his second best player and only other scorer was Scottie Pippen who was battling a back injury and was very little help.
    In 95-96 he was going against Gary Payton the last three games and had arguably the worst three games of his post season career. If George Karl had been smart enough to put the DPOY on Jordan earlier, maybe your point would have merit.
    No one forgot anything. You apparently forgot that Pippen could barely walk or get dressed in 1998. You also forgot that when the Bulls went up 3-0 Jordan was absolutely DESTROYING Nate McMillian and Hershey Hawkins. It wasn’t until Karl made the switch to Payton that his numbers dropped.
    And, based ont he list you posted, Jordan has never played as poorly as Kobe in the Finals, never lost in the Finals, and particularly never lost when his second best players was SHAQUILLE O’NEAL!

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    PJax was an expert at stroking his players’ ego.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Phil Jackson could have meant anything by that. 2004 is over, we don’t care about anyone’s opinion. Kobe Bryant was, in no way, the best player in the league in 2004. Factually speaking. Did he have the most skill? probably. Did that translate into him being “the best player” in an NBA basketball game? No. And in no way can you make a case that he was.

  • http://www.mensa.org/workout.php shutup

    @GP23- As if Phil never played politics. lmao of course he said that he knew what direction the Lakers would be going in and sided with the future of the team.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Man, Kobe has been the most skilled player in the game at many points in his career.
    But best? Best is hard to grant him. He had all the skills but he never matched this skills with the right attitude at the same time.
    I mean, when he dropped 35 a game there was not a better scorer in the League. But, he was also petulant and quit on his team in the playoffs while losing to a squad without its second best player after going up 3-1!
    Kobe is hard to evaluate. I’ve long thought he was the most skilled and smartest player who also did the DUMBEST things on the floor at times.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Dagger

    A player’s awards are not a direct representation of his impact on the game. They tell part of the story, but only when placed in proper context. Think about it: by his third season in the league, Shaq was averaging 29.3/11.4/2.4 blcks. Obviously per-game production should also be placed in its proper context, but, notwithstanding Howard’s superior defense, Shaq clearly had the better career when entering his ninth season. Had their careers ended at the same time – entering their ninth season – Shaq would be remembered as one of the top-3 players to never win a ring. You can’t say the same thing about Howard. As for Shaq underachieving or Dwight being too much of a clown to win: yeah, you have to take personality into account when evaluating a player’s career if you can show that it’s related to some aspect of their performance. Both Shaq and Howard were slow to improve aspects of their game that kept them from reaching their fullest potential (although Shaq’s D is underrated). Sure, that “potential” is set to a ridiculously high standard, but that’s what happens when you have loads of talent and physical ability (see: Lebron). Psychology relates to production on a basketball court. How exactly is up for debate, but it’s certainly not silly to argue about it. Countless people around Lebron have linked successful changes in his game and ability to lead with changes in his personality. You have to consider that those changes in his personality may have at least played a part in the crazy year he just had. Just like Dwight might have to refine his personality, refine how he approaches his profession in order to reach his full potential.

  • http://www.mensa.org/workout.php shutup

    @seed 43%>33% and 33ppg>22ppg what are you trying to prove with those numbers? Oh wait and MJ won.

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    You sit there talking about MJ had “help” when Kobe has now played with 2 #1 overall picks in their prime who just happen to be two of the most dominant centers of the last 15yrs. You think MJ and Shaq would have ever lost in the Playoffs let alone to the 04 Pistons.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    From Phil Jackson -
    .
    . – “Kobe has patterned himself after Michael, and there are a lot of identical things there,” Jackson told the Los Angeles Times, “but it’s one thing to hope to be like him, it’s another thing to be like him.”

    Kobe Bryant earns high praise from Phil Jackson, but the Lakers coach says his current star should not be compared to Michael Jordan. (AP photo)
    “I’m with (ESPN’s) Bill Simmons on this,” he added. “We have to take Michael Jordan out of the equation. Stop comparing anyone to Michael Jordan. It’s just not fair. He was remarkable. …

    “(Kobe) doesn’t shoot the same percentage (.455) as Michael (.497). He has the same characteristics as Michael, but he’s not the same player. It takes nothing away from him — he’s a great player in his own right.”

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    LOL…..MJ didn’t play next to Shaq though, which was the most dominant force in the league like MJ was and I think Scottie performed horrible against the sonics and was injured against the jazz in the 98 finals.

  • little aristotle

    the lakers will sweep the west and then sweep miami if they make it to the finals

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Man everyone but Seed understands these basic facts. It’s crazy that his man crush on Kobe won’t allow him to admit the obvious.
    As far as big men, Kobe will now play with two #1 picks, a #3 pick and a #10 pick.
    There is fortunate and then there is pretty damn lucky.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Kobe Bryant & Magic Johnson are the most fortunate non Celtics in league history in terms of the talent of their teammates. That should not diminish their legacy (assuming you are being rational in the first place), it’s just the way it shook out for them.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Who would you rather play with Shaq or the greatest all around defensive player ever and the greatest rebounder ever pound for pound. Without Rodman on those Bulls team, they lose to Malone. Without Pippen having to switch to guard Magic, they lost that series. MJ is so overrated in everything on this site, but come on. MJ stated Kobe is comparable to him, and yall still think Kobe can’t play.
    ____________________________________________________________
    Analyze this Kobe took a team with Pau as the second best player on his team to three straight NBA Finals and won 2. IF Pau steps up in first, he has another three peat. Pau is less help than MJ had on any of his teams to be honest. Yall need to stop acting like Kobe hasn’t showed he is the man. Taking the Lakers with Pau as your second best player, when he could not win at least one playoff game as the man on the Grizzles, is straight GREAT!!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Dagger

    The mark of a really transcendent perimeter player is the ability to win without a dominant big man. Jordan did it. Lebron did it. Kobe needed Shaq, Gasol, and now Howard. That doesn’t make him a bad player at all, it just reflects that Kobe’s on-court production doesn’t always measure up to his skillset.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    STOP ARGUING WITH SEED
    .
    BYE

  • peregrine

    Allenp is on point with this. Kobe has ALWAYS made the game harder for himself in spite of his vast basketball knowledge. Jordan knew how to play the team game far better than Kobe ever has, and that is the crucial difference between the two.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    Pippen is the GOAT.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    @peregrine, OK, MJ stats state otherwise, This is too easy
    No. 10 Jordan worst – Game 3 1998 Finals – Jordan only had 24 points on a night where he took only 14 shots of which he made 7. He made 10 of 11 from the line against Utah and the Bulls won anyway. Jordan added only 3 rebs, 2 assists, 1 stl and 1 blk.

    No. 9 Jordan worst – In the 1996 closer against Seattle (game 6), Jordan won on Father’s Day, and capped off a comeback like no other finishing off a 72-10 season. But in that last game he didn’t put up impressive individual stats…well he did, but just not compared to himself. He was rather Kobeish in this one. Jordan had a career Finals low 22 points on 5 of 19 shooting. He did make 11 of 12 from the line and added seven boards but he did have five turnovers. His stats weren’t his best, but it was his most satisfying title win that night!

    No. 8 Jordan worst – The Seattle series in 1996 was the only time Jordan had great teammates. In game one he had a sub-par Jordan game but the team still won. MJ scored 28 points on 9 of 18 shooting. He also made 9 of 10 from the line and added 7 rebs 2 asts 2 stls and 1 blk. He did have 4 fouls, but this is Jordan’s eighth WORST finals game, that’s how good he was.

    No. 7 Jordan worst – When the Bulls lost to Portland in game four of the 1992 Finals he was kind of off, but his teammates were to blame on a higher level. Jordan contributed with 32 points, but only made 11 of 26 shots from the field. He was a perfect 8 for 8 from the line but only hit 2 of 6 three’s. He did have six assists and five boards in the game but it wasn’t enough – after all he didn’t have Shaq or Gasol to make him look better.

    No. 6 Jordan worst – At age 35 Jordan was the oldest NBA MVP and scoring champion ever. The first finals game in 1998 kind of showed his age and the Jazz won. Jordan did have an outstanding 33 points but he shot badly (for MJ not for Kobe) with a 13/29 shooting night and 6/8 free throws. He had two blocks but no steals and only two assists with three boards in the loss.

    No. 5 Jordan worst – Game 3 1992 Finals vs. Portland wasn’t Jordan’s greatest personal performance ever, but he still willed his team to the win in the end. His point total was 26, on 11 of 22 shooting. He missed all four three pointers he took but he did have 3 steals 4 assists and 5 rebounds. In the press conference, as if apologizing for only scoring 26 in the win Jordan said, “It was a win, and that’s all that matters.”

    No. 4 Jordan worst – Any loss in the Finals for Jordan was a bad game to him. In game five in 1998 vs. Utah, Jordan ‘only’ had 28 points in 45 minutes of play and the team lost. He shot an abysmal 9 of 26 from the field and the Bulls just looked lost. Jordan came up with 10 of 11 free throws but added only 4 rebounds, 4 assists and 3 steals.

    No. 3 Jordan worst – Jordan did shoot 50% on the night and he held up his end of the bargain but the Bulls did lose against Seattle in game 5 of 1996. He had a personal low one assist in the game but he did score 26 points. Was he being selfish or did his teammates suck that bad? I’d go with his teammates sucked that bad, not like Shaq or Gasol. This was Longley and Wennington. After all Jordan did go 11/22 on the night in his third worst ever Finals game.

    No. 2 Jordan worst – In game four vs Utah in 1997, the 34 year-old Jordan, tied a personal career finals low with only 22 points. He was 11/27 from the field, and the Bulls lost their second in a row against the Jazz.

    No. 1 Jordan worst – After winning the first three in a row of the 1996 Finals the Bulls came out sluggish in game four leading to the first of two straight losses. Jordan looked a grizzled 33 years old in his worst ever finals game. He only shot 6 of 19 from the field and he made 11 of 13 free throws but he did miss both his three attempts. He only had three rebounds and two assists with one steal. His four turnovers and three fouls with 23 points in a loss, made this the worst Jordan ever played in the finals, which ain’t really that bad compared to… you know who! Ha ha ha

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    The comment @ 6:21 was not me…..We all know Kobe the GOAT, Right seed?

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Oh, so it was just Kobe and Pau? No Ron Artest. No Andrew Bynum. No Trevor Ariza or Derek Fisher. Just Kobe and Pau, the former number 3 pick in the League and a 20 and 10 player.
    Man, this is ridiculous. You really think Kobe can challenge MJ and to believe this you must denigrate what Jordan accomplished. No one claims Jordan didn’t have help, but what all of us know is this:
    Shaq > Scottie Pippen
    That’s true all day every day. And it’s not a slight edge. It’s a humongous massive edge that can’t ever be crossed.
    Kobe is a great volume scorer with an amazing work ethic. But, he is a chucker to the core, overrated on defense and has regularly hurt his team with his unwillingness to involve others once he became the Alpha dog.
    Why are you acting like Pau is a bum when he’s a great second option? Man this is sad, so very sad. I can’t believe another human could be this stubborn and blind to reality. It’s scary.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    “Stop comparing anyone to Michael Jordan” – Phil Jackson, March 2011.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    The worst game on the 1998 Finals was a game Jordan shot 50 percent from the field? Are you series Seed?
    YOu do realize Kobe shot 38 percent in 2004, right? My God man.

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    You could write a book as big as the bible and still won’t be able to convince anyone with a ounce of knowledge that Kobe is in the same stratosphere as MJ.

  • http://www.newyorkshockexchange.com/content/view/424/37/ Shock Exchange

    The Shock Exchange is curious how long it takes before D12 does his “Chris Childs” impression … mid-season?

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    @Allenp
    I think you discredit, what Kobe did with overrated Pau and Artest/Ariza and Fisher. Pau was not a household name until the Lakers, in Memphis nobobdy was stating Pau is a top player, then when he gets to Lakers, he is most skilled bigman crap. So MJ was not a volume shooter, OK
    @nbk
    MJ stated Kobe can be compared to him.So, Kobe must be thrilled to hear that it sounds like His Airness is finally recognizing him as his equal. Writer Roland Lazenby is currently working on a book with MJ. And, earlier this week, he sent out a series of tweets indicating that Jordan seems to agree with all of the people who compare Kobe to him.

    “I never said Kobe was better than MJ,” Lazenby wrote. “MJ just told me Kobe’s the only one to have done the work, to deserve comparison.”

    It’s not exactly the highest praise we’ve ever heard someone give another person. But, hey: If you’re Kobe, you’re happy right now. And, if you’re a Kobe hater? Well, we’re sorry to have to be the ones to break this news to you. The comments section is all yours.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Redd

    Technically my Bulls are the greatest then because Jordan was on the Bulls..right guys? Right? No? Ok then :(

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    MJ would state anything that makes him look better. “sure compare Kobe to me, because in that situation i will always, 100% of the time, win the comparison” – if you know anything about Michael Jordan, even with all your irrational and frankly stupid opinions, you know Jordan is trying to win at all times. Even if it’s not a real competition. — By letting you compare Kobe to himself, he’s winning. Every minute, of every comparison.

  • http://usatoday.com Lucious Vorenus

    Kobe shot the Lakers out of a title in ’04. That’s as close to a fact as an opinion can get for anyone who actually watched the series. To say otherwise is to admit you’re a Kobe stan, not a ball fan. Kobe is the closest to MJ in terms of style, but Laker fans confuse this for being close to MJ as a player. Other guys could have chosen to jack Jordan’s mannerisms and moves but they chose not to. I respect that. I respect the fact that Kobe is a great player, but he’s not near Jordan’s level.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Redd

    Joakim Noah is the next Muhammad Ali..

  • http://www.mensa.org/workout.php shutup

    Pau was rookie of the year, and very much a housle hold name before he became a Laker and since he came in the league he was widely considered one of the top-ten in a very stacked PF position.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    @nbk
    If you know anything about Michael Jordan, he does not give out any compliments about anybody being compared to him. chill with that crap. MJ and Kobe are friends and MJ recognizes game. Some of yall don’t. When he is gone, then you will realize how great his talent was and how all of these new cats now, don’t even measure up to him. Its like when Kobe states Rose and CP3 have the same competitive edge like him, he does not give it out or compliment, but they do. MJ knows and when that day comes and MJ states it out loud for you all to hear, don;t say I told you so.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Ya’ll hear that the Lakers picked up Dwight Howard in a trade?
    .
    Haha, Seed is my favorite troll by far. The dude is just him every time. Gotta appreciate?? lol.
    .
    Kobe was arguably the best player in 04. I would have taken, Shaq, Duncan, and Garnett over him. Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady are arguable also, but for me it’s Kobe as the best guard then. He had a slightly below average statistical year in 04, but both 03 and 05 were incredible statistical years. So I doubt Kobe was ‘worse’ that year.
    .
    We should start distinguishing the difference between guards and power forward/centers. They play two completely different roles on the team. Duncan, Shaq, and Garnett all had physical advantages for this game. They are big. They are suppose to put up a higher FG%. They don’t shoot threes and jumpers as much if at all. Forwards and centers in general are going to get layups and alley oops handed to them a few times throughout a game. Is that the mark of a “great” player? Someone who can convert open layups? No. It’s not. So don’t let FG% fool you into just thinking someone was dominant.
    Am I saying that Shaq wasn’t dominant? Fack no.
    MDE
    Kobe can take the lions share of blame for 04 if you guys want to say that. He didn’t have good looking statistics so you can come to that conclusion, but if you know anything, that 04 season was insane for the Lakers. So many rumors. New team mates (that are old and use to doing things that they can’t anymore.) No bench. Two Star players that both want the spot light. This team met…
    One of the best defensive teams ever, that did many things that no team in history has done before. Prince, whether you want to admit it or not, was maybe the best ‘Kobe defender’ ever. Big Ben was without a doubt the best Shaq defender ever. Rasheed Wallace is great in his own right. Bilups was beast and earned a nick name for his series there.
    What does this all amount to IMO?
    Pistons for starters need another round of applause…
    *slow clap initiated*
    Job well done gentlemen! You have us questioning whether two top 10 players All Time are really all that good. LMAO…
    As we know. All great teams do not and cannot stay together for consecutive years and just keep on winning year after year. There’s this disease that has been going around for years to great teams that want to stay together. It’s called the disease of more. This team was suffering in many reguards. Some parts due to Kobe, and some Shaq, some elsewhere. This is Holly Wood afterall…
    But what I meant to say is…. “It’s Kobe’s fault.”

  • http://www.slamonline.com nbk

    Tim Duncan was far and way the most productive defensive player to guard Shaq

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    You do know that one of the knock on KG dating back to his Sota days was his tendecy to fall in love with his jumper, right? I understand the point you’re trying to make but you can not use that as an excuse as to why Kobe shot such a low percentage during that Finals.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Debatable. It’s definitely between him and Big Ben. At least post 96.

  • http://www.slamonline.com nbk

    Actually it was a tandem of Duncan and Robinson. My bad. Still that was the best anyone did on Shaq

  • http://Slamonline.com Black Mamba

    Tim Duncan was the only one who could guard Shaq. Name somebody else?

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Benjamin Wallace dammit how many times do I have to say it.
    .
    LOL

  • http://www.slamonline.com nbk

    Ben Wallace “held” Shaq to, 26.5 on like 60% from the field. What he was great at was keeping Shaq off the boards. That’s where he was actually effective.

  • David

    Long time reader, first time poster. Just wanna say that everything that JTaylor21 says sounds incredibly arrogant. Lol that’s all I want to contribute.

  • http://www.newyorkshockexchange.com Shock Exchange

    Yao Ming was the only player the Shock Exchange saw who Shaq could not man handle one-on-one.

  • http://www.mensa.org/workout.php shutup

    Oh and Dwight Howard is not the pound for pound best defensive player ever. Russell, and Olajuwan and Nate Thurmond are 3 off top that are better pound for pound or any other way then Dwight.

  • http://www.mensa.org/workout.php shutup

    My bad I misread, you mean to say you think Dennis Rodman is the best pound for pound defensive player the league has ever seen? take my last comment and substitute “Dwight Howard” for “Dennis Rodman”

  • iceman

    lets not forget MJ won DPOY award in 1988 in the Bad Boy Piston era no doubt the better defensive and offensive player to kb24 lets leave the comparisons alone and let the Mamba be the Mamba.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Dwight would be pulling in around 20 boards a night, and somewhere around 5 blocks.
    Rodman would be rebounding over 30 a game and would probably also have insane steal and block numbers…
    In 1964…
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    It’s relative.
    Different era’s.
    Different athletes.
    It’s different.
    We don’t know who the best pound for pound defender ever is.
    We only know era’s. Something we keep on forgetting around these parts.

  • http://www.slamonline.com AT

    NAP went all out

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