Monday, November 12th, 2012 at 10:15 am  |  22 responses

Mario Chalmers is Now a Rapper (VIDEO)

MC MC!

“Colder than Alaska, my willpower’s legendary.” Ladies and germs, meet rapper Mario Chamlers (who moonlights as a point guard for the Miami Heat.)

(H/T: Miami Herald)

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  • zogs19994

    BETTER THAN YMCMB

  • zogs19994

    BETTER THAN YMCMB

  • EJ

    Soon it will only be worth mentioning when someone is not a rapper.

  • EJ

    Soon it will only be worth mentioning when someone is not a rapper.

  • BuenoWayno1

    I’m just waiting for that highly anticipated Carlos “LOS” Boozer mixtape to drop.

  • BuenoWayno1

    I’m just waiting for that highly anticipated Carlos “LOS” Boozer mixtape to drop.

  • Blue

    Mario Chalmers is barely a basketball player.

  • spit hot fiyah

    he is in the upper half of top ten rappers

  • The Seed

    Sounds like all the dumb rappers, rapping about money they do not have and things they can’t do. LOL

  • Fat Lever

    Who made that beat, a toddler?

  • http://twitter.com/Jzakoni Verified Account

    lol agreed

  • Dymez

    It actually sounds like a RAP song instead of a basketball player TRYING TO RAP song. Not bad. I’d bump it.

  • O

    In today’s current “hip-hop” game, he’d have no problem being considered “nice.” Me personally, i’d rather listen to an entire album from the white boys that rap on those Free Credit Score commercials than anyone from YMCMB. But that’s just me…

  • SirGrey

    *sucks teeth*

  • roscoe

    i could not stop lmao when i saw this…. top 10 guard turned rapper legend… what’s next?

  • TheUnspokenTruth

    Well, he does have that Camel Joe/Jay-Z look going for him.

  • keyon dooling

    THIS IS NOT RIO CHALMERS! clearly it says @:41 “Music by: Aquino, D. Woods, Illoquint”

    Are you people (SLAM editors included) stupid or just ignorant? Doesn’t even sound like Rio at all. smmfh

  • christianbullen

    welll.. I mean he is already a millionaire which makes what he’s rappin about a lot more believable than some bullshittinn up and comin MC.. no?

  • Tweaks

    damn son this *ish is wack. I can’t believe HOW WACK!!and what’s up with the so called video? Looks like it was shoot with an iPhone 4. Had to stop it 20something seconds in….. Facepalm!

  • JackPackage

    I haven’t had a team to support since the Grizzlies left Vancouver and then the Sonics left Seattle. If Mario Chalmers and Enes Kanter EVER play on the same team, I will support that freakishly hilarious combo.

  • TheWhiteMarkPrice

    Rock Chalk, Mario still da man in Lawrence.

  • Lorne

    What’s up with dudes commenting on other dudes’ looks? All I’m saying is, if you comment on how unattractive a dude is, clearly you have an opinion on which rappers you find attractive. I’m not judging, just sayin’.

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