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Thursday, July 11th, 2013 at 12:24 pm  |  9 responses

Meet Jade ‘The Over-Dribbler’ Yorker (VIDEO)

This guy might never let go of the rock. Ever.

You know The Over-Dribbler: He can handle the rock as well as anyone on the court, sees the floor from end to end perfectly well and can solely dictate the the game’s tempo. Of course, he’s also prone to dribbling the ball off his shoe or bouncing it around until his teammates fall asleep. And his poor neighbors—they’ve been listening to him bang that thing off the walls of his house over and over (and over and over) until the wee hours of the morning.

Previously:
Kevin “The Big Dog” Durant
Anton “The Spark Plug” Barrels

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  • Enigmatic

    AKA John Lucas III in his Chicago days.

  • north

    And his Toronto days, and wherever he was before Chicago and wherever he goes after this.

  • http://twitter.com/niQknacks niQ
  • cusinemakaty

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    And his Toronto days, and wherever he was before Chicago and wherever he goes after this.

  • Dean27

    I don’t get it

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Yeah wtf is this and why are they making fictional streetball players to promote KD’s brand?

  • underdog

    There are waaay too much Jade Yorkers on every playground I know. I blame the AND1 mixtapes.

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  • shockexchange

    The Shock Exchange hates this guy with a passion.

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