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Friday, December 6th, 2013 at 4:25 pm  |  39 responses

Kobe Bryant to Make Season Debut on Sunday (VIDEO)


by Marcel Mutoni @ marcel_mutoni

The Los Angeles Lakers sure know how to create drama (and unintentional comedy.) To announce Kobe Bryant’s return to NBA action, they released the hilariously over-the-top video you see below on Facebook.

After dropping hints that he would play on Sunday, it has been confirmed that The Black Mamba will make his season debut against the visiting Toronto Raptors.

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  • http://h2hoops.wordpress.com/ Habeeba Husain

    That video was really 2 minutes long tho. Lol. Regardless,

    WELCOME BACK (almost), KOBE!

  • LakeShow

    That sh*t is ridiculous lol…

    Did Mark Cuban help?

  • BigAl#13

    I Hate that Toronto is gonna be Kobe’s Guinea Pig and as a Raptors fan I’m scared

  • thebossman15

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS F***** GOOoOooOoOooO!!!!! THE GOAT IS BACK AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST POPPED 10 BOTTLES OF VIAGRA THIS STIFFY IS GONNA LAST ME TILL TIP OFF!!!!!!!!!

  • bike

    Give ‘em hell Mamba.
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    Kobe
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    Motherfu*kin’
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    Bryant

  • Zyzy

    Lebron be like

  • thebossman15

    THE GOAT IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEeeEEeEeEEeeEeeEeEeEeEeEeeE

  • TheRealness

    Lmao

  • The Seed

    I get to see him at the BOBcat game next week. YES, Kobe geting 38 against Raptors on Sunday. BOOK IT!!

  • Nick Holden

    That video is just about dumbest thing I have ever seen hah.. It’s gonna be really interesting to watch that game though

    So who do you guys pick to end up with the most FG attempts, Rudy Gay or Kobe?

  • Harvey

    81… just saying.

  • hoodsnake

    Lets wager…I say he shoots a Kobe-like 8 for 23

  • Dagger

    At least the Raptors have had their share of great moments against the legends of the last 20 years.

    The Raptors shocked Jordan’s Bulls during that 72-win season. They were brutalized by Kobe’s 81 points. They were victimized by Lebron after Bosh’s girl started to heckle him, and they were the team against which the Heat’s 27-game streak started last season.

    And now this. Raptors fans, our team might suck forever, but, for better or worse, at least we have a place in NBA history.

  • http://twitter.com/sooperfadeaway nbk

    How that doesn’t start as a number 8 jersey baffles me

  • ZOGS

    IM SORRY EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS ON KOBE’S TIP…ARE THE SAME ONES THAT CALLED HIM A BALL HOG LAST SEASON
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    IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF…KOBE’S MY FAVORITE PLAYER AND YALL ACT LIKE HES GOING TO GO GOKU MODE AND BE A GODSEND
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    IF YOUR A TRUE LAKER/KOBE FAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE IM COMING FROM.

  • Aaron Smith

    ^^This is keeping it real

  • therichardkirby

    From the creators of ‘Spartacus’…

  • therichardkirby

    ^Lol no love

  • robb

    I heard Senor Spiebergo directed this

  • robb

    so deep…

  • TriggaMan

    Will this be a national game anyone

  • Fat Lever

    There’s simple, and then there’s stupid. That video was the latter. I hated that video like the refs hate Nate.

  • Drig

    WTF? That was hilariously bad.

  • http://triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    That video should be on shaqtin a fool….

  • Drig

    I’m surprised that you managed to analyze this beyond the sheer corniness of this video.

    For a second, I thought this was a hoax by the SLAM guys. Then I realized (to my absolute horror ) that this was legit.

  • http://twitter.com/sooperfadeaway nbk

    Lol I can’t help it. When I saw the screen shot from ballislife I thought it was fake too tho. Lol, for the record.

  • sim888

    Brought to by the same people behind ‘Bound 2′

  • Hotpantz

    Omar’s comin yo ……………

  • Vinnamese

    THE Black Mamba is now BACK (MAMBA) !

  • Lambert

    He won’t get up 23 shots on Sunday. 13 tops.

  • http://signup.divinerenergy.com/ Anthony Dixon

    all this for 15 minutes lol

  • mamba just wanna chuck

    kobe aint fittting to do shit but take 35 attempts a game and help his team out of the playoff race

  • Jay Brodes

    cant wait…wonder what kb8 he rocks tomorrow!! cant wait for xmas..the xmas2 is sick!!

  • brothasdontsurf

    I just hope the youngins don’t get nervous with Kobe on the floor. If they can’t keep the chemistry they’ve built thus far it’ll be even worse than the Smush-Chris Mihm days

  • AddingVelocityDontTellMe

    If anyone is going to church in LA Today sunday, please don’t waste your time read the gospel of mark last 12 verses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCeRvYTmLVc

    Televangelist/preachers sell religion as a entertainment. how many ted haggards, jimmy swaggarts, eddie longs do we need.

    If any Imam was caught comitting adultery a major sin he would never be able to give a khutbah. Please avoid christianity it is litered with paganism.

  • SGM

    Sorry, why is this news? Lakers ain’t gon do jack sh$t this year

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  • JL

    Was this some kind of new wash cycle? Feels like a washing machine ad gone wrong.

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