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Monday, March 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm  |  12 responses

Immature fun with basketball headlines

Oh, Mr. Ainge.

By Sam Rubenstein

If I were Kevin Durant, I would go back to school, just so the Boston Celtics wouldn’t be able to draft me to play for their team. Would you want to work for a guy that did THIS?!?

Contact with his mother. A well-written headline, and totally disgusting. Nice work headline writer!
In other amusing headline news, “March Badness” has been used a million times. But this one really fits.

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  • Keith

    Headline should have read ‘Dan and dirty with Durants mother’.

  • Keith

    Well that or …’Yet more reasons to hate Ainge’. But I guess the NBA can’t voice that kind of opinion.

  • http://mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Max Airington

    That brawl looked like a hockey game. Or the stands of a soccer match. Damn hip hop music. What was Danny’s brain type again? Empty?

  • Ron

    How about the BETcats getting fined as well? Jordan was quoted as saying ‘The kid at Texas has a lot of versatility…’ He didn’t say Durants name but he said too much by league standards.

  • Mike

    I would find it incredibly hilarious if Durant, Oden and Noah all stayed in school for next season, just to spite the Celtics. Hey Celtics, remember last time you tanked for lottery balls? That worked out great, Tim Duncan let the Celtics to 3 championships…oh yeah, that was the Spurs. The Celtics got Ron Mercer.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    If the Celtics had been patient over the past couple years they could have a backcourt of Chauncey Billups and Joe Johnson. But noooooo.

  • Joe

    Max, do you watch hockey games?

  • http://slamonline.com Sam Rubenstein

    The Celtics deserve Durant staying in college. Especially if they shut down Pierce for the rest of the season.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    As punishment for the improper contact they shouldn’t be allowed to draft Durant even if he does come out. Come on, Stern, get NASTY.

  • Waters

    Mike, I believe Noah is a senior. That being said, is he staying in school to get his PhD?

  • Billy Blanks

    Noah, Green, Horford, and Brewer are all juniors. The only important senior is Lee Humphrey

  • maio

    Hey Danny, how did Tree Rollins’ finger taste?

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